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by askstoomuch » Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:31 am
The Gnome Journey
Turn 1
A long long time ago, in a land filled with magic and wonder, there was a clan of gnomes the last of its kind. For generations the gnomes ruled the realm, living one with nature. That all changed when 293 year ago (or 7 gmometons, the average life span of a female gnome with blond hair, who only drinks and smokes during the great gnome festivities) the humans showed up from the northern realms, the were large cruel being that did not live in peace with nature but choose to make her nemd to there will. The first few years gnomes and man lived in peace, but man wanted more and more and took a little bit more of the lands of the gnomes every single day, soon the gnomes were forced to give up there lifes and move into human cities seeking employment. This happend more and more as the years passed and the gnomes quickly became cheap work forces to help meet the demand of the ever increasing greed of men.
All of this changed when 7 human children, 6 strong boys and such a angel of a girl disappeared. The blame quickly found the gnomes who claimed to innocent of all the accused crimes. Men didnt want to listen and the gnomes where kicked out of there homelands, all that didnt want to leave were butchered like cattle
The gnomes fled into the dark and magical forest surrounding the newly claimed human kingdom.
Waiting ever patiently for there moment off revenge.
Now 293 years later the time is here
3 choose warriors (choosen in a game of rock paper scissors) were selected to leave on a mission (suicide mission would be a better term) to scare the humans off there lands in what ever way possible
To help them to this the new chief a loud mouted wild haird madmen famous for his buisness succes, gave them a wide selection of gear to choose from
Come my fellow gnomes ! He yelled as they all gathered watch or heroes pick there weapons !
He first showed them a rack of clotches and armor to pick from (please choose one) a leafy outfit great for sneaking and stealing. A robe that will channel your bonds with mother nature, an armord outfit made out of discarded human cooking equipment which will give you plenty of protection
He then showed them a pile of weaponry, both rusty and cheap (please choose a weapon you want, every non magical weapon someone could get there hands on in the middle ages will do)
Third he had a poorly locked treasure chest clearly filled with discount magical artifects. He opened it and the gnomes could clearly see
-a fine cloak of bearskin
- an wristcrossbow clearly made by elven magic
- a black dagger
- a skeleton brass key
- A blue mug
- a pairy of glasses with tinted black glass in them
(Please only pick one)
Finally he you a detailed map of the human lands 3 places ar marked
Flatstone city, a large city, several hundred inhabitants, lots of dark alleys and abbondend buildings good place to hide and strike in the dark. Famous for it flatstone pizza
Sint smos monstary, famous brewery lots of strong ales and spiced wines come from here, beloved in all the human lands , nhabited by just a few monks
Tavern town, a wrongly named town. It only has 3 farms and a small inn favored by adventurers