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Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:58 pm
by BadgeAddict
Reincarnation
This is why I am a Fly
Swat, And now I die
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:01 pm
by LAYF
Swat, And now I die
A lost soul in the darkness
Light I see ahead
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:03 pm
by BadgeAddict
Light I see ahead,
Could this be heaven for real?
Oh shit, its a train!
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:03 pm
by I'mBob
Oh shit, its a train!
No wait, it's actually
a very big car..
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:11 pm
by Lunix
A very big car?
Mighty expensive, for sure.
It's too much for me.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:17 pm
by LAYF
Its to much for me,
He turns before hitting me.
And so heÔÇÖs off-road
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:48 am
by BadgeAddict
And so heÔÇÖs off-road
And now he has hit a tree
And now he is dead
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:45 pm
by Zathyr
And now he is dead
True, but not really the best
As epitaphs go
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:44 pm
by SamWiser
As epitaphs go
Not great, but kinda funny.
Just like the owner.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:23 am
by Davecom3
Just like the owner.
If you do not, run away.
Basic slave guideline.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:20 pm
by WearsHats
Basic slave guideline
Apply a light, even coat
I am dyslexic
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:45 pm
by Zathyr
I am dyslexic
Smoetmeis lettres gte jmubdel
I can work it out
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:57 pm
by SamWiser
I can work it out.
If you give me enough time,
I can fix the world.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:07 pm
by Lunix
I can fix the world
But more likely to break it
If given the chance
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:38 am
by SamWiser
If given the chance
There would be no stopping me.
I could get a date.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:19 am
by WastesTime
I could get a date
If it was not for my face
Plastic surgery
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:48 am
by WearsHats
Plastic surgery
Must remove the funny bone
Oops, I touched the side
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:19 am
by BadgeAddict
Oops, I touched the side
of her curvacious body.
She says mmm baby
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:20 am
by LAYF
She says mmm baby,
SheÔÇÖs done that a lot lately.
I cannot see why.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:39 pm
by LooksAndSmiles
I cannot see why
my heart hangs with broken wings
when I lose my cage
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:14 pm
by Zathyr
When I lose my cage
I will finally be free
Instead of two bucks
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:25 pm
by SamWiser
Instead of two bucks
The cashier gave me three bucks.
I feel like a thief.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:45 am
by WearsHats
I feel like a thief
I stole a kiss, stole your heart
Also your wallet
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:25 am
by WastesTime
Also your wallet
Now I've got to run away
And find a nice place
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:21 am
by BadgeAddict
And find a nice place
To sit alone by myself
Looking at the Sea