Haiku Continued

[Patdragon]

Until you're a prince!
we'll kill the royal bloodline
So you're next in line.

[Zathyr]

So you're next in line?
Well then, step right up my friend!
You've won a new queue!

[WearsHats]

You've won a new queue!
Made entirely of dolls
It's a Barbie queue!

(I hereby grant special permission to change the spelling of that last line. Don't want to stick you with it, but couldn't resist.)

[Krulle]

It's a barbie queue,
life in plastic, fantastic!
You can brush my hair...


I think I remember the song text wrong.... :p
But the quality of my memory might be known here.... ;)

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But I did not want to change the first line, and I am really wondering if you love bees that much to allow a change of lines....
"It's a bar bee queue,
must be excellent honey
they are serving here!"

[Zathyr]

You can brush my hair
Starting here and down to there
That is, if you dare!

[WearsHats]

That is, if you dare!
You don't dare? Well then, two month
Haiku hiatus!

[Krulle]

Haiku hiatus
happens regularily.... :(
WearsHats to the save!

[Zathyr]

WearsHats to The Save:
Dear Mr. Save, would you please
Stop "saving" my hats?

[Krulle]

Stop "saving" my hats,
I am running low on things
to wear on my head.

[WearsHats]

To Wear On My Head:
Hats. Socks. Scarves. Cats. Kids. Ducks. Wigs...
But no porcupines.

[Zathyr]

But no porcupines
Were injured in making the
Porcupineapple

[Krulle]

Porcupineapple-
crumblepiebakingrecipe
may be a long read.

[Zathyr]

May be a long read
But I'd read it, if not for
Illiteracy

[Krulle]

Illiteracy
is a major stopper when
finding work for you.


ETa: oops.... Should I have waited longer?

[Zathyr]

Eh, don't sweat it. These days, this thread moves slow enough I'm tempted to lift the post-flood control rules altogether.

[Patdragon]

Finding work for you
Is what job seekers should do
but mostly they don't.

[Krulle]

But mistly they don't
they are ill-equipped to do
what we ask them to.

[Zathyr]

What we ask them to
Be it a party or dance
It's sure to be rad

[Patdragon]

It's sure to be rad
Go cure it with rad away
when playing Fallout

[Krulle]

"When playing Fallout"
is not something I can say,
I never played it.

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When playing Fallout
I don't feel comfortable
when shooting others.

[Zathyr]

I never played it
But I've seen enough to know:
Don't die in a dress

[GathersIngredients]

Don't dye in a dress
your hair will look great, but your
dress will be ruined.

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took the liberty of changing die into dye, I hope it's okay. Also, ru-ined is two syllables for me. Not sure if that's correct.

[Patdragon]

Dress will be ruined
If you spill your lasagna
Damn tomato stains.

[Krulle]

Damn tomato stains
ruined my tie and your dress.
We're a spotted a pair... :)

[Zathyr]

We're a spotted pair
After that unfortunate
Painting accident