The Goblins Fan Forum

I mean spamming F5 or repeatedly clicking on the goblins banner. I'm not usually too bad, but I've been having a boring week this week

I know that feeling, though I seem to have lost touch with the forum since I were in copenhagen this summer. Not sure the reason, but I hope I'll get back on track again so I can sit with the rest of the over eager GMs and keep pushing refresh on my game. It was pure madness on my part when I started it.. Kept updating all the time if people just as much as thought of writing an action.. Or I would have if it wasn't for me trying to stop my self and giving the rest a chance too.

Its annoying right?
I think my record with a game was the labyrinth game I ran on the old forum, I once made 5 update in one day, simply because people had posted so I could
When you are there, you are there... and then its annoying when you are there alone

Okay... 12 hours without anything..
I'm going to draw later today... I'll hold back as long as my impatience allows me.. that is, there are 11 hours left of today in my time zone, that will be the max... so draws will be anything from now and the next 11 hours...

Arg. The waiting is killing me.

Me 2

they say in prison, when you get the death sentence, that the wait is the worst part...

I think if ANYONE here starts taking forum games that seriously, it will be time for a major intervention

thinkslogically wrote:I think if ANYONE here starts taking forum games that seriously, it will be time for a major intervention

Well.. I have to admid you are right... but as long as its in fun and games.. I'd say "Death row have nothing on the waiting for a good game"

*Worst part, some kids(and really sad individuals of all ages) do actually feel this is true... Seriously.. people DIED waiting in line for Diablo III and the first WoW Expansion... WTF?

Really?! Like of exposure or stupidity or because they were trampled to death my a rabid crowd?

the WoW dude was exposure, he had camped outside the shop for 3 weeks before anyone else, denying to go.. when the shop opened the shop keep had went out to tell him the good news and found him dead... I'll see if I can find the article.
The Diablo guy I don't know.. newer read the article in the fear for the stupidity jumping from the paper and unto my skin
(yes.. I do read news papers... as in dead trees.... Not all in my life is digital...)

wow... That's tragically fucked up. Three weeks?! I think I'd just preorder.

you know, LAYF, to make you feel better. They're gonna chop down the trees and make it into paper, whether you read the news-paper or not. So, honestly, its almost a shame not to read it, otherwise they're just gonna throw away the extras anyways. Basically what im saying is, the tree is gonna die either way.

At the One Eyed Bull Inn, Three friends sits in a heated discussion!

"I say that we can all try out for the dukes guard, they pay okay, and you get a place to live"
"Piss of a diving horse if I'll work for that fool, It was his taxes that made up poor in the first place"
"But, I'm hungry now...."



"I know, I know.. then what about the blacksmith and the deer hunter, they both seek apprentices, and I'm sure we could find a third job in the next town"
"No... ! We promised father to stay together. we cannot part!"
"I DON'T CARE, I'M HUNGRY!"



"Eh ehem!... gentlemen.. if I may" Says the Brown clad figure in the corner and throws a small brown leather bag.. *cling cling* sounds as it hits the table...
"There should be enough to give you all a meal... now please hear me out..."
"...I once used to be an adventure, but sadly, that ended when I took a sword to the lung...
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... What? Why do you look like that? Expected me to say something else??
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.. Anyways... On the way back from my last adventure.. me an my party came across this small stronghold..."


"On the top of it stood one lone Orc...
Tabor the mind bender, our groups evil'ish cleric decided to dominate this Orc and all his friends in that place...
The rest of us.. not really wanting to have anything to do with that prick of a goblins reproduction organs.. decided to just go on our way... And I needed a healer anyways..

This is all fine and well.. But what do you know.... when I get back on my feet.. I soon learn that that infernal leftover of a trolls foot scrapings had stolen my price sword...
Now.. not that the sword was magical or anything.. Its just a family heirloom... so I kind of need it back.. Oh.. and its magical...

So here is the deal... If you three agree to all become members of the Adventure guild, and thus take up adventure classes.. and will try to retrieve my sword for me.. I'll pay for your introduction fee to the guild and buy you some starting gear for.. lets say 150 gold each... what do you all say?"



"No wait! We want the job.. We've been sneaking here outside the window.. Cant we get the job?"

"No, no.. I'm sorry... I allreayd promised these three the job.."
"Yes!"
"Aaawww"
"Comeone guys, lets go... there's nothing for us here!"

"Ah.. that did't go so bad..."
"So.. Let's go buy you guys some gear..."
"WOOOO!"
"GO US!"
*SO HAPPY I CANNOT SPEAK!!!*
"Ehm... yes...
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So whats your names by the way?"

And Thus our heroes gaind theire first Adventure.. but wait...
Who are these adventures of old times? For that.. I must confront the scribes that recorder theire adventure...

Please, comeforward and tell your tales:
Sister BeanDip, Sister Thinks and Brother Ask.. We hunger to hear your story


okay.. the roles have been made...
The three highest was in order Bean, Thinks and Ask.
So they each got a spot.
The roll is here *Roll here*
For the rest of you.. better luck next time.. You'll all get a +10 to get into my next game, just remember to tell me. (It should have been a d100 roll, not a d1000. typed to fast)



Bean, you got first pick of class, I guess you want to keep to your character sheet? Please, I've made 2 changes: Warriors of all calsses gets 1 lesser penalaty when using 2 weapons or two-handed weapons... And Clerics healing is now a minor action.
Then Thinks and then Ask...


please post your Characters in either the OOC HERE or in the Recrutemnt HERE

The game thread is HERE

*does a happy dance*

Mwah hahahahahaha! AWESOME

I'm going to make a burglar and will post my sheet shortly.

I can now only hope for the swift .....and sad....death of one of the adventurers....


Go ORCs Go, cheer cheer, who's our man, ORC, ORC...yeahhhh <---- i am now cheering for the other side.......

Tsk tsk, Pesky humans...

Strike, Strike, Hard, Hard, Free Orcs, King's Orcs!

BadgeAddict wrote:I can now only hope for the swift .....and sad....death of one of the adventurers....


Go ORCs Go, cheer cheer, who's our man, ORC, ORC...yeahhhh <---- i am now cheering for the other side.......

Tsk tsk, Pesky humans...

Borys wrote:Strike, Strike, Hard, Hard, Free Orcs, King's Orcs!

Thanks guys.. you made my day by that quick turn coat trick there..
and let me guess... as soon as someone die and you get a spot, You'll do the trick once again?

Good luck to all...
I'm definitely going to follow this.

The other alternative is to hope these 3 finish quickly, so that a new dungeon with more players can be run. "Quick to the spoils. Swift to the kill."

awww, you're no fun TTW...

BadgeAddict wrote:awww, you're no fun TTW...

Crosses BA off my swift spoils distribution list.

Damnation to all of you!!

*sits on the orc cheering bench*

So.. finally gotten this thing up.. I hope I've not been to liberal with your characters
Thanks a lot for already putting RP'ing into your characters, that makes it so much more fun to GM.
I'm not going to copy all your text into the Updates, as It's all right there to see any ways
But if you talk to NPC's I'll off cause make conversations in the updates.