http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12022005/ wrote:► Show SpoilerMinmax: Hey Forgath, I tought you'd be at the warcamp battle by now.
Forgath: Naw, I had to find my helmet first. What about you, did you find the chief?
Helmet: This is a helmet
Badge: MM
Beltbuckle: I am great
Minmax: No, I ended up fighting this other Goblin instead.
Badge: MM
Forgath: You know, we've taken so long getting to the warcamp, there's a chance that the Drow may have been swarmed by now. We have to accept that we might find them dead when we get there.
Helmet: This is a helmet
Minmax: Dead? Really?
Minmax: Nooooooo! Daaaamn you Goblins! Daaaamn you all to hell!
Forgath: What are you doing? You hardly know those Drow.
Forgath: You don't even like the little one.
Helmet: This is a helmet
Badge: MM
Minmax: I know. I'm trying to earn some roleplaying XP.
Badge: MM
Forgath: Herbert doesn't award roleplaying XP.
Minmax: He does so!
Helmet: This is a helmet
Forgath: No, he doesn't!
Minmax: Well, ask him then!
Forgath: Fine, I will!
Badge: MM
Forgath (Magic): Oh mighty Herbert! He who boughtith the Xbox 360 as soon as it came out, but cursed the skies when it keptith crashing! Dost thou offerith roleplaying XP?
http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12032005/ wrote:► Show SpoilerHelmet: This is a helmet
Helmet: This is a helmet
Forgath: Hmmm... No answer.
SFX: R
Helmet: This is a helmet
SFX: UMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE
Forgath: Uh oh.
SFX: RUMBLE RUMBLE
Minmax: Aw man! The last time there was rumbling like this, we ended up with a....
Minmax: ...Fiery Pit!
Fiery Pit: Here's your answer
Fiery Pit: your
Fiery Pit: y..ur
Forgath: Sonova crap!
Minmax: Sweet potato pudding!
Helmet: This is a helmet
Badge: MM
Beltbuckle: I am great
Not-Walter: Oh terrific. It's the little girl again.
Forgath: "Little girl"? What's he talking about?
Helmet: This is a helmet
Minmax: oh... Uh... He's just mad cause when we last fought, I... uh... cut off his head.
Badge: MM
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Forgath: Should I even bother with the sense motive check on that one?
Not-Walter: Look, you two can relax, OK? I'm not here to fight you this time. The great Herbert just summoned me here to say that he does infact offer XP for good roleplaying.
http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12042005/ wrote:► Show SpoilerMinmax (thinking): Hmm...
Badge: MM
Minmax: Hey Forgath, do we have anymore of those dried pork rations left?
Forgath: You know you ate them all, Minmax.
Badge: MM
Minmax: Nooooooo! Daaaamn you, dried pork rations! Daaaamn you all to hell!
Not-Walter: I said good roleplaying, you bald turd!
Not-Walter: Look, I did my job, so I'm outta here.
Minmax: Hey wait! You wanna stick around and help us kill some Goblins?
Not-Walter: Pffft. No Demon or Devil would ever serve a mortal unless he'd spoken that Demon's true name.
Not-Walter: And no one knows my true name!
Minmax: Really? Cool! Is your name... Uh... Richard?
Not-Richard: Sigh. No.
Forgath: I've never heard of that rule.
Not-Walter: Actually, it's a house rule.
Minmax: Is it Francis?
Forgath: So, any mortal who speaks your true name becomes your boss?
Not-Richard: Yup. Or they can banish us back to hell, it's their choice.
Minmax: Leslie! Is it Leslie?
Helmet: This is a helmet
Not-Leslie: This is why Demons and Devils guard their names so closely.
Minmax: Winkypoop the slippery Monkey! Is it Winkypoop the slippery Mon...?
Not-Walter: Will you get off of me!?
Not-Walter: I'm going back to hell. It's too cold and wet up here and people keep touching me.
http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12052005/ wrote:► Show SpoilerFiery Pit: your an
Minmax: Is it Walter?
Not-Walter: What did you just say?
Minmax: I said Walter.
Badge: MM
Not-Walter: Noooo!!!!
Fiery Pit: Here's your answer
Not-Walter: Curse you, Human!! You have spoken my true name and now I must serve you for all eternity!!!
Minmax: Wow! Really?
Badge: MM
Not-Walter: Heh. No, not really. I'm only kidding.
Not-Walter: Ha ha! Yeah, right.
Not-Walter: As if "Walter" would be the name that the Ancients gave me before time began! Ha ha!
Not-Walter: That gag never gets old!
Fiery Pit: s your a
Minmax: I really hate that pit fiend.
Forgath: Heh heh. "Bald turd".
Helmet: This is a helmet
Badge: MM
Beltbuckle: I am great