Haiku Continued

Post by **WearsHats** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:19 am

That'll show you, boy!
See? You can fight city hall!
Just keep punching bricks.

Zathyr · Post by **Zathyr** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:44 pm

Just keep punching bricks
And your knuckles will harden
Eventually

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Patdragon · Post by **Patdragon** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 3:36 am

Eventually
the slug racing was over.
Next time lets use crabs.

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 3:55 am

Next time lets use crabs:
" run left, run left! not right! LEFT!"
Unusual cheers...

Post by **WearsHats** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:46 am

Unusual cheers.
Weirdo guards. Nutjob sprints while
Carrying the flag.

Zathyr · Post by **Zathyr** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:43 am

Carrying the flag
While running back to my base
Ha, you can't catch me!

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 1:33 pm

"Ha, you can't catch me!"
you yell. Then the GM pulls
Fumbles' fumble chart.

You're doomed!

My mom always tells me to not run with pointy sticks in my hand... Nor with flag poles...

Patdragon · Post by **Patdragon** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:44 pm

Fumbles' fumble chart
a roll roll of sixty seven
First your weapon breaks.

Zathyr · Post by **Zathyr** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 5:37 pm

First your weapon breaks
And then a step to the right
Wait, sorry, time warp

Post by **WearsHats** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:52 am

Wait, sorry, time warp
Problem the that's think don't I
Is this upside down?

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:10 am

Is this upside down?
Maybe this is Down-Under?
Let me set this straight!

Patdragon · Post by **Patdragon** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:40 am

Let me set this straight.
That picture has been slanted
for so many years.

Zathyr · Post by **Zathyr** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 8:50 pm

For so many years
We have stood silent, waiting
Because we are trees

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:02 am

Because we are trees
we were very patient.
Where are our females?!??

Post by **WearsHats** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:11 pm

Where are our females?
We were told to pick up chicks.
These are baby birds!

Patdragon · Post by **Patdragon** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:07 am

These are baby birds.
These are baby dinosaurs.
See the difference.

Zathyr · Post by **Zathyr** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:04 pm

See the difference
Fifty-five minus thirteen
It is forty-two

Post by **WearsHats** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:22 pm

It is forty-two
That is the answer. But wait...
What was the question?

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:53 am

What was the question?
Deep Thought can not calculate,
the Gnab Gib comes first.

Zathyr · Post by **Zathyr** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:05 pm

The Gnab Gib comes first
Brain the size of a planet...
Marvin's old enough

Post by **WearsHats** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:45 pm

Marvin's old enough
Hmm, isn't it delightful?
We can blow up Earth!

Patdragon · Post by **Patdragon** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:57 pm

We Can blow up Earth!
For the galactic highway.
Go get your towel.

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Fri May 01, 2015 1:43 am

Go get your towel,
Drink a few beer, hold up thumb:
it's time to hitchhike!

Patdragon · Post by **Patdragon** » Sun May 03, 2015 5:35 am

it's time to hitchhike
we've no car and no money
go and flash some leg.

Post by **WearsHats** » Sun May 03, 2015 4:16 pm

Go! ... And Flash? Some leg
Protectors? No super speed
In your underwear!

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