Odd Statements

Home to all current Forum Games.
User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:14 am

Is Death's second greatest love interest, after Deadpool.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:33 am

Knows very well that Deadpool is to become death...
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:46 am

Should know quite well that such a tedious job would never suit Deadpool for long.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:11 pm

Has forgotten studying Deadpool in his native Klingon tongue
► Show Spoiler
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Feb 12, 2016 11:22 pm

Has studied many dead things, but has yet to work out how to kill a pool.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:55 am

Doesn't understand what the 3000 yards of concrete were for...until he tries to skinny dip in his pool that is...
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:03 pm

Still calls it skinny dipping even though he knows full well that dogs never wear clothes.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
SamWiser
Extensively Logorrheic
Posts: 7225

Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:13 am

Tries to put underwear on every dog he meets.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:29 am

Was secretly the one who started the debate on how dogs would wear pants, when it's clear that if they did wear anything it would be a kilt.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:31 am

Offended the world's Scotties by allowing a Pekineses to wear their Tartan...
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:58 am

Has an odd fascination with Scottie Dog Licorice.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:27 am

Forgets that is how my family made its fortune....
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:01 pm

Made his fortune through a number of businesses and never gave a name to any.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Tue Feb 16, 2016 2:34 pm

Is part of the Nameless, a new rock band on the Portland, ME scene...
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:23 pm

Used to be one of the faceless men, until somebody drew a face on him with permanent pen.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:25 pm

Is the Permanent Undersecretary for Her Majesty's Bidet Maintenance...
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:32 pm

Spends his spare time building bridges for mice
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:56 am

Was the ghost writer of "Of Mice and Men"
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Wed Feb 17, 2016 5:08 pm

Applied to be the Ghost of Christmas Past, but was instead taken on as Ebenezer Scrooge.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Thu Feb 18, 2016 5:37 pm

Wants to swim in Scrooge McDuck's Money Pit...
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Thu Feb 18, 2016 6:59 pm

Would rather make his own.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Thu Feb 18, 2016 7:34 pm

Just repossessed the Pit of a 1000 souls....
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:13 pm

Tried to add one extra soul, to ruin the tourist value.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

User avatar
Quarg
.
Posts: 5400

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:54 am

Doesn't understand the science behind Soul Criticality...or that adding one more soul would have caused automatic reincarnation for all of them...
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

User avatar
Dlover
Game Master
Posts: 14130
Location: Somewhere. Probably.

Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:08 pm

Redesigned Soul Calibur as a gun called Soul Caliber.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

Post Reply