Turn 1
"Is that a chest I see?!" Steals Running straight past All Steals get the the small chest only to find it locked.
As All steps round Steals and read the note stuck to the tree, which appears to be poorly written in red ink, or maybe blood is hard to tell.
Stop!
Don't ate Purple fweits,
Day make U fall slep.
At the bottom is a symbol of a red circle with a dot in in the center
Checking the hole in the tree All finds a delicious crunchy Termite.
"Oh my, what a long trip, my bones are aching. How are you on this fine day." Schnitzel squints at the sky a bit, remarking on the lack of cloud cover and how warm the sunshine is.
"What are you guarding the cave entrance for?"
The hobgoblin turns to look at Schnitzel with weary suspicious eyes.
"Fine day... Ha, might be for you but I've been stuck here for ages for da Boss on his special day, as he wants no visitors.
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Stats & Loot
Schnitzel
ATT: 1
DEF: 1
HP: 5/5
ITEMS: none
First of All
ATT: 1
DEF: 1
HP: 5/5
ITEMS: none
Steals the tequilla
ATT: 1
DEF: 1
HP: 5/5
ITEMS: none