Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
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Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Butler, cut me some milk!
I can't sir, it's liquid!
Rules: This is a game of wits and sarcasm. The topic starter will request that a "Butler", or the next person to respond, to "cut some milk", to which the next person says "I can't sir, it's liquid!". Then that person becomes the master and asks for the next Butler to do some other impossible task in the form of: "Butler, ____________". After that point, answers can be as sarcastic, fantastical, and witty as desired. If someone asks for you to "find me a unicorn", you can respond "Right away sir, if you'll kindly lend me your map to candy mountain". Considering this forum, you could even make some requests related to the comic.
The only restrictions on your answer is that it fulfills the request, even if only tangentially, and it shouldn't be too crude. The same applies for Requests.
And remember, have fun and be creative!
So, to begin...
*cough*
Butler, cut me some milk!
I can't sir, it's liquid!
Rules: This is a game of wits and sarcasm. The topic starter will request that a "Butler", or the next person to respond, to "cut some milk", to which the next person says "I can't sir, it's liquid!". Then that person becomes the master and asks for the next Butler to do some other impossible task in the form of: "Butler, ____________". After that point, answers can be as sarcastic, fantastical, and witty as desired. If someone asks for you to "find me a unicorn", you can respond "Right away sir, if you'll kindly lend me your map to candy mountain". Considering this forum, you could even make some requests related to the comic.
The only restrictions on your answer is that it fulfills the request, even if only tangentially, and it shouldn't be too crude. The same applies for Requests.
And remember, have fun and be creative!
So, to begin...
*cough*
Butler, cut me some milk!
Last edited by raaabr on Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
I can't sir, it's liquid!
Butler, hunt down some cheese!
Butler, hunt down some cheese!
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Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
I found a goblin throwing some away, sir!
Butler, find me a magic lamp!
Butler, find me a magic lamp!
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Of cause, right away sir. Do you prefer a table lamp or a street lamp sir?
Butler, fetch me the morning paper for tomorrow will you?
Butler, fetch me the morning paper for tomorrow will you?
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Right away Sir, are the keys for your time machine on the dining table or the kitchen counter?
Butler, bring me a leg of salmon!
Butler, bring me a leg of salmon!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Certainly, sir, which nuclear waste plant do you want me to fetch it from?
Butler! Bring me the Justice League!
Butler! Bring me the Justice League!
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Right away Sir. May I suggest starting with the Wonder Woman?
Butler! Get me a girlfriend!
Butler! Get me a girlfriend!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Yes, sir, which type of rope would you prefer I use?
Butler, fetch me my cloak of crocodile tears!
Butler, fetch me my cloak of crocodile tears!
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Woven from torn apart shreds of a crocodiles hide, sir, just as you asked.
Butler, find a way to remove stingers from all the bees in the world!
Butler, find a way to remove stingers from all the bees in the world!
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Very well, sir, I shall alert the research division.
Butler, make me a chocolate cake from strawberries.
Butler, make me a chocolate cake from strawberries.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
But sir, we are out of strawberries! I used them all on your chocolate ice-cream last week!
Butler, turn this hay into gold!
Butler, turn this hay into gold!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Yes, sir which one of the children will I be selling to Rumpelstiltskin this time?
Butler, go get my grandfather's watch off the Titanic
Butler, go get my grandfather's watch off the Titanic
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Yes, sir, which room was the model left in?
Butler, tell me how many stars are present in a ten thousand lightyear radius.
Butler, tell me how many stars are present in a ten thousand lightyear radius.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
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My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Of course Sir - I'll use your chequebook to cover the astronomy department's astronomical bill and get back to you in a few years time.
Butler! I wish to feast on the unborn.
Butler! I wish to feast on the unborn.
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Excellent, sir, your eggs will be prepared in five minutes.
Butler, double my money.
Butler, double my money.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Again sir, doubling nothing remains nothing. You should just get a job.
Butler, make it 7:00 AM again.
Butler, make it 7:00 AM again.
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Right away, Sir, may you be so kind as to lay down? I'll wake you up when it's done.
Butler, fetch me my invisible hat!
Butler, fetch me my invisible hat!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
But dear sir, you already have it right there on your feet!
Butler, be so kind as to water the flowers!
Butler, be so kind as to water the flowers!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
I shall throw them in the ocean forthwith!
Butler, find me a cat that barks like a dog!
Butler, find me a cat that barks like a dog!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Right away, sir! One howling bluesman, coming up!
Butler, fetch me one of those "face bokks" everyone keeps nattering on about.
Butler, fetch me one of those "face bokks" everyone keeps nattering on about.
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Sure thing sir.... do you want it chiseled in stone or written on this new thing called papyrus?
Butler, what is that horrid noise in the yard?
Butler, what is that horrid noise in the yard?
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Dreadfully, sorry sir, I shall stop singing forthwith.
Butler, massage my feet!
Butler, massage my feet!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Yes sir, would that be before or after I have a sex change?
Butler, shave the cat...
Butler, shave the cat...
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Yes Sir... tell my family I love them. Look after them, in the event I do not survive.
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Butler! Bring me that magic mirror from Snow White, I must have it.
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Butler! Bring me that magic mirror from Snow White, I must have it.
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk!
Surely Mam, Do you wish me to recite the poem too, or are your singing voice up for it?
Butler, Do remember to clean out the hens house before supper.
Butler, Do remember to clean out the hens house before supper.
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