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by askstoomuch » Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:49 pm
The Gnome Journey
Turn 2
Come on now youngsters and creepy euhm older man, please do pick from my gifts.
The 3 gnomes get in a line and are quickly by 2 other gnomes, a girl with a love for buckets and a stereotype of a gnome.
First pick is for a Rat, he picks one of the leafy outfit, a little piece of gnome craftmanship, it helps you camouflage into the underbuch and move around without a sound.
(wearing this suit you get a +1 on any roll that can be helped or concidered sneaky, you do have to call this)
He grabs a simple dagger from the pile ( 1atk) and picks up the blue cup. He looks it over and the blue color makes him daydream of a fresh lake, as his mind wanders his cup fills with fresh water, immediately as guilded by the cup itself his hand,holding the cup moves to his mouth and takes a mouthfull off it
(Cursed anymug, you can summon any liquid, you know,magic or regular, hot or cold, but automatically take a sip off it)
The second is old mac
Mac a strong magic hater picks up some ropes (1+ on a anything regarding wisdom and wits, got to call this)
And the lovely bearskin he puts over his rope, instantly he feels like a thousans tiny needles pierce his skin, he hurl out a swear as his eyes turn yellow,his back and feet hairy, pain and rage cloud his mind
(Cursed, you have become a wearbear... you gain night vison +2 atk and +1 def you will be in a contant state of becoming a feral mad monster and must drink fresh blood and eat raw meat to keep you sane... please avoid a full moon and carrots, where wearwolves have silver and vampires have garlic you have carrots...)
Next up grot
Ignoring the thing that just happend to mac, gort up some armor (+2 def cant sneak) a battle axe (double handed +2 atk) and the tinted glasses
(Congratulations you can now look directly into the sun +1 on anyroll if you make a pun or one liner on +5 if you make the dm laugh)
Up next vyana
The only girl in the sausage party she picks up one of the leafy outfit (+1 on sneak ) an pickaxe +2atk 25%change to miss. From the box of magic trinkets she picks up the skeleton key with her left hand which instantly bursts into bright blue flames. She starts screaming as the key fuses with her blistering skin, her flesh blackens and melts of her bones leaving nothing but pale wite bones behind. Where once was an hand was now just bone. She moves her fingers supriced that they still work without muscles or a working blood supply.
(Cursed key your skelton hand has now become a multi tool which can open any lock not protected by magic, any action that would require 2 hands to do has a 25 % to fail)
Last but not least
Gorbot looks quite scared as he seems his fellow gnome suffer under there new magic limbs but is forced by the great leaders harsh stare. He picks up a leafy outfit and a dagger (1 sneak 1 attack)
Do i have to pick one ?
Come on don't be a wuss take one the glorious leader says as he smacks him on the back
Fine fine he says as he picks up the wristbow wich like his all the other items burns itself into his skin
(Wristbow you will never ever miss a shot again, double damage if you know targets true name)
Sorry bout the whole cursed thing the leader says.
Please help your self to a pigeon and a cart filled with gear !, Its a giant pidgeon my cousin breeds I got a discount.... they can't fly but you know better then walking, just sit in the cart and keep yourself busy.
-bucket
-20 meters of rope
-food for a day
-cuttlery
-the poorly locked treasure chest
- 5 gold pieces
-glourious leaders book of man killing
Update 3 will start the journey, please feel free to beg for more gear if nobody post i will just add the t post below
