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Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:21 am
by Krulle
I'm not scared of shrimp
but if You are allergic
You should be careful!

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:39 pm
by Patdragon
You should be careful
That 'right there is called thermite
Pyrotechnic burst

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:36 pm
by friedkitty
Pyrotechnic burst
Is what happens when you eat
Beans and Christmas lights.

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:15 am
by Krulle
Beans and Christmas lights
do not go well together
when using candles.

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:20 am
by Patdragon
When using candles
be sure to have a dry match
Wet ones do not work.

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:52 pm
by SamWiser
Wet ones do not work.
They don't kill all of the germs.
Purell is better.

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 2:24 am
by WearsHats
Purell is better?
Sure, it kills bacteria
But what about dirt?

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:22 am
by Krulle
What about dirt?
I collect that evrywhere
when playing football.

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:53 pm
by WearsHats
When playing football
With Lucy, Charlie Brown should
Never believe her

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2016 12:41 am
by Patdragon
Never believe her
She tells so many white lies
But then the truth hurts.

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:02 pm
by WearsHats
But then the truth hurts
With the Sword of Shannara
It cuts like a kinfe

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:13 pm
by Patdragon
It cuts like a knife
because it is a knife, Hats
You think it's a spoon?

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:02 am
by LAYF
You think it's a spoon
Asked Patdragon with fury
As if insulted

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:29 am
by Krulle
As if insulted,
"America great again!"
candidate Trump said...
was his sole reply....

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 6:16 am
by WearsHats
Was his sole reply
To his arch nemesis that
"The game is afoot?"

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:57 am
by Patdragon
The game is a foot
Only one of us will live
Choose your weapon Sir!

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 8:16 am
by LAYF
Choose you weapon sir
You have two hours to hide
Then the hunt begins

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 8:35 am
by Krulle
Then the hunt begins
to tear down all hiding spots.
Did you get away?

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:54 am
by Patdragon
Did you get away?
I don't think I was followed.
Maybe I lost him.

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:29 am
by LAYF
Maybe I lost him
Or maybe he is still here
Who am I to say

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:52 am
by Licks Halflings
Who am i to say
What unspeakable terrors
Lurk just behind you -

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 7:23 am
by Krulle
Lurks just behind you,
in fog, behind dim street-light.
He's a resident.
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Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:29 am
by SamWiser
He's a resident
Of an abandoned place which
no one remembers.

Re: Haiku Continued

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:13 am
by Krulle
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