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Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:45 am**

Until you're a prince!
we'll kill the royal bloodline
So you're next in line.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:30 am**

So you're next in line?
Well then, step right up my friend!
You've won a new queue!

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:53 am**

You've won a new queue!
Made entirely of dolls
It's a Barbie queue!

(I hereby grant special permission to change the spelling of that last line. Don't want to stick you with it, but couldn't resist.)

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:47 pm**

It's a barbie queue,
life in plastic, fantastic!
You can brush my hair...

I think I remember the song text wrong.... :p
But the quality of my memory might be known here.... ;)

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Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:11 am**

You can brush my hair
Starting here and down to there
That is, if you dare!

Posted: **Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:27 pm**

That is, if you dare!
You don't dare? Well then, two month
Haiku hiatus!

Posted: **Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:40 pm**

Haiku hiatus
happens regularily.... :(
WearsHats to the save!

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:58 pm**

WearsHats to The Save:
Dear Mr. Save, would you please
Stop "saving" my hats?

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:53 am**

Stop "saving" my hats,
I am running low on things
to wear on my head.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:17 pm**

To Wear On My Head:
Hats. Socks. Scarves. Cats. Kids. Ducks. Wigs...
But no porcupines.

Posted: **Fri Nov 06, 2015 1:46 am**

But no porcupines
Were injured in making the
Porcupineapple

Posted: **Fri Nov 06, 2015 2:39 am**

Porcupineapple-
crumblepiebakingrecipe
may be a long read.

Posted: **Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:23 am**

May be a long read
But I'd read it, if not for
Illiteracy

Posted: **Wed Nov 11, 2015 3:49 am**

Illiteracy
is a major stopper when
finding work for you.

ETa: oops.... Should I have waited longer?

Posted: **Wed Nov 11, 2015 4:10 pm**

Eh, don't sweat it. These days, this thread moves slow enough I'm tempted to lift the post-flood control rules altogether.

Posted: **Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:06 pm**

Finding work for you
Is what job seekers should do
but mostly they don't.

Posted: **Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:38 am**

But mistly they don't
they are ill-equipped to do
what we ask them to.

Posted: **Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:11 pm**

What we ask them to
Be it a party or dance
It's sure to be rad

Posted: **Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:18 am**

It's sure to be rad
Go cure it with rad away
when playing Fallout

Posted: **Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:03 am**

"When playing Fallout"
is not something I can say,
I never played it.

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Posted: **Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:34 pm**

I never played it
But I've seen enough to know:
Don't die in a dress

Posted: **Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:49 am**

Don't dye in a dress
your hair will look great, but your
dress will be ruined.

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Posted: **Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:11 am**

Dress will be ruined
If you spill your lasagna
Damn tomato stains.

Posted: **Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:22 pm**

Damn tomato stains
ruined my tie and your dress.
We're a spotted a pair... :)

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:25 pm**

We're a spotted pair
After that unfortunate
Painting accident

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