Haiku Continued
- WearsHats
- Global Moderator
- Posts: 7384
- UStream Username: WearsHats
- Location: Third star to the left, and straight on until midafternoon.
Re: Haiku Continued
Just trust me on this
Really, it's clear that you can
I have a mustache
Really, it's clear that you can
I have a mustache
Mostly offline/inactive due to chronic health issues. PM me if you really need attention.
"(Asks), why do you want to shoot all of my favorite animals out of guns?" - JibJib
Some potentially informative links, should you be interested:
"(Asks), why do you want to shoot all of my favorite animals out of guns?" - JibJib
Some potentially informative links, should you be interested:
► Show Spoiler
- LooksAndSmiles
- Game Master
- Posts: 1364
Re: Haiku Continued
I have a mustache
Nicely kept and smoking hot,
Like Larry McClure
Nicely kept and smoking hot,
Like Larry McClure
Inventing forum games since '10 ...
Skill Table Cheat Sheet for my players in the Minesweepers game.
Random dragons I help growing up: And my own dragons are here. The hatched ones like the clicks!
Skill Table Cheat Sheet for my players in the Minesweepers game.
Random dragons I help growing up: And my own dragons are here. The hatched ones like the clicks!
- Zathyr
- Smiths Silly Smiles
- Posts: 3199
- UStream Username: Zathyr
Re: Haiku Continued
Like Larry McClure
I used to play some baseball
I don't anymore
I used to play some baseball
I don't anymore
And always make sure your dragons are happy little dragons.
-
- Chronically Blathering
- Posts: 1522
- Location: Gainesville, Florida
Re: Haiku Continued
I don't anymore
Know "The Illithid's Lament"
Oh, how did it go?
Know "The Illithid's Lament"
Oh, how did it go?
► Show Spoiler
- SamWiser
- Extensively Logorrheic
- Posts: 7225
Re: Haiku Continued
Oh, how did it go?
That sweet song from long ago,
Beautiful, but sad.
That sweet song from long ago,
Beautiful, but sad.
► Show Spoiler
► Show Spoiler
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett
- WastesTime
- Is Heard Often
- Posts: 365
- Location: Bochnia, Poland
Re: Haiku Continued
Beautiful, but sad.
Nobody understands me.
I'll go cry right there
Nobody understands me.
I'll go cry right there
"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"
- I'mBob
- Game Master
- Posts: 2102
- Location: The Holy Land
Re: Haiku Continued
I'll go cry right there
Yes right there in that corner.
Just leave me alone
Yes right there in that corner.
Just leave me alone
► Show Spoiler
- WastesTime
- Is Heard Often
- Posts: 365
- Location: Bochnia, Poland
Re: Haiku Continued
Just leave me alone
I turned thirty-three today
Adventure awaits
I turned thirty-three today
Adventure awaits
"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"
- Wolfie
- She Who Admins
- Posts: 3472
- UStream Username: Wolfie213
- Location: In a handbasket on a bus... and it's hot
Re: Haiku Continued
Adventure awaits
No time for a nap today
But first! There's caffeine
No time for a nap today
But first! There's caffeine
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
- SamWiser
- Extensively Logorrheic
- Posts: 7225
Re: Haiku Continued
But first! There's caffeine
Off on a trip to Starbucks.
They don't judge me there.
Off on a trip to Starbucks.
They don't judge me there.
► Show Spoiler
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett
- Zathyr
- Smiths Silly Smiles
- Posts: 3199
- UStream Username: Zathyr
Re: Haiku Continued
They don't judge me there
Which is nice because, you know
Insecurity
Which is nice because, you know
Insecurity
And always make sure your dragons are happy little dragons.
- WastesTime
- Is Heard Often
- Posts: 365
- Location: Bochnia, Poland
Re: Haiku Continued
Insecurity
It could ruin your love life
Trust me on this one
It could ruin your love life
Trust me on this one
"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"
- SamWiser
- Extensively Logorrheic
- Posts: 7225
Re: Haiku Continued
Trust me on this one.
If you overanalyze
people will hate you.
If you overanalyze
people will hate you.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett
- LooksAndSmiles
- Game Master
- Posts: 1364
Re: Haiku Continued
People will hate you
If they see the warthog tusks
Grown on your forehead.
If they see the warthog tusks
Grown on your forehead.
Inventing forum games since '10 ...
Skill Table Cheat Sheet for my players in the Minesweepers game.
Random dragons I help growing up: And my own dragons are here. The hatched ones like the clicks!
Skill Table Cheat Sheet for my players in the Minesweepers game.
Random dragons I help growing up: And my own dragons are here. The hatched ones like the clicks!
- WearsHats
- Global Moderator
- Posts: 7384
- UStream Username: WearsHats
- Location: Third star to the left, and straight on until midafternoon.
Re: Haiku Continued
Grown on your forehead
A single long, twisting horn
Are you a narwhal?
A single long, twisting horn
Are you a narwhal?
Mostly offline/inactive due to chronic health issues. PM me if you really need attention.
"(Asks), why do you want to shoot all of my favorite animals out of guns?" - JibJib
Some potentially informative links, should you be interested:
"(Asks), why do you want to shoot all of my favorite animals out of guns?" - JibJib
Some potentially informative links, should you be interested:
► Show Spoiler
- Zathyr
- Smiths Silly Smiles
- Posts: 3199
- UStream Username: Zathyr
Re: Haiku Continued
Are you a narwhal?
Find out in ten short questions
Take our online quiz
Find out in ten short questions
Take our online quiz
And always make sure your dragons are happy little dragons.
- WastesTime
- Is Heard Often
- Posts: 365
- Location: Bochnia, Poland
Re: Haiku Continued
Take our online quiz
And win amazing prizes
Just sign right here, man
And win amazing prizes
Just sign right here, man
"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"
- Jibjib
- Game Master
- Posts: 1123
- Location: Ooneversiddee
Re: Haiku Continued
Just sign right here man
I'll sell this here autograph
On eBay, for cash
I'll sell this here autograph
On eBay, for cash
Psychosis is such an ugly word... I prefer Internalised Reality Warping.
"Theis, you can't touch my boobies, at least buy me dinner first!" ~Asks, 09/08/2014
"Theis, you can't touch my boobies, at least buy me dinner first!" ~Asks, 09/08/2014
- Zathyr
- Smiths Silly Smiles
- Posts: 3199
- UStream Username: Zathyr
Re: Haiku Continued
On eBay, for cash?
It won't take paper money
It's electronic
It won't take paper money
It's electronic
And always make sure your dragons are happy little dragons.
- SamWiser
- Extensively Logorrheic
- Posts: 7225
Re: Haiku Continued
It's electronic!
A remake on an old song.
What was the song called?
A remake on an old song.
What was the song called?
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett
-
- Mutters to Themself
- Posts: 33
Re: Haiku Continued
What was the song called?
Pandora will not tell me --
I waited too long.
Pandora will not tell me --
I waited too long.
Avvy by GitP's Serpentine.
- WastesTime
- Is Heard Often
- Posts: 365
- Location: Bochnia, Poland
Re: Haiku Continued
I waited too long
For my damn cheeseburger, boy
Show me how you die
(Boy, that escalated quickly)
For my damn cheeseburger, boy
Show me how you die
(Boy, that escalated quickly)
"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"
- LooksAndSmiles
- Game Master
- Posts: 1364
Re: Haiku Continued
► Show Spoiler
Show me how you die
And I might finally learn
how to live again
Inventing forum games since '10 ...
Skill Table Cheat Sheet for my players in the Minesweepers game.
Random dragons I help growing up: And my own dragons are here. The hatched ones like the clicks!
Skill Table Cheat Sheet for my players in the Minesweepers game.
Random dragons I help growing up: And my own dragons are here. The hatched ones like the clicks!
- I'mBob
- Game Master
- Posts: 2102
- Location: The Holy Land
Re: Haiku Continued
how to live again
well that is not possible
you only live once
well that is not possible
you only live once
► Show Spoiler
- Zathyr
- Smiths Silly Smiles
- Posts: 3199
- UStream Username: Zathyr
Re: Haiku Continued
You only live once
Unless the opposite's true
Reincarnation
Unless the opposite's true
Reincarnation
And always make sure your dragons are happy little dragons.