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King of the Mountain

Post by Quarg » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:32 am

There is a mountain,
A nice big one...

And of course someone else owns it...

So take it from them....
And declare yourself
_____ is the King (or Queen if you prefer) of the Mountain
(You can also give it to someone else...but first you have to take it)


Ralph is King...

Quarg brings out a sound blaster III from world war II and plays Vanilla Ice for three hours strait...

Ralph throws himself off the mountain...

Quarg is King of the Mountain!
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Really...why are you reading this?

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Re: King of the Mountain

Post by nikohl » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:23 am

Nikohl runs up the mountain and kicks Quarg right off the other side like he was a football. Punt!

Nikohl is Queen of the Mountain!

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Re: King of the Mountain

Post by madmartin26 » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:36 pm

Madmartin digs a passageway up through the center of the mountain so Nikohl doesn't see him coming, then boots her off the mountain and watches her roll down the side.

Madmartin is king of the mountain!

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Re: King of the Mountain

Post by Quarg » Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:06 pm

From deep in the clouds above appears a shadow....It appears out of the clouds, a large metal tower that drops upon the top of Madmartin and pushes him back into his tunnel which collapses around him. In the high window of the Tower appears Quarg

Quarg is King of the Mountain!
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Re: King of the Mountain

Post by SGTdude » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:05 pm

Teleports to the top of the mountain on a sight seeing trip, accidently appearing inside Quarg causing a bloody 'splosion all over the place.

Well, that was unplanned. But since I'm here....
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Re: King of the Mountain

Post by Quarg » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:04 pm

An alternative timeline Quarg appears through a portal and throws SGTdude back through....
"Your needed to rule lower Mesopotamia!" He yells.

Realizing that his action has left the Hill empty...

Quarg is King of the Mountain!
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Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

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Re: King of the Mountain

Post by LAYF » Tue Sep 06, 2016 12:20 pm

LAYF sees that Quarg has not left the Mountain for more than 2 and a half year!

So when LAYF comes to claim it, he finds that Quarg has starved to death..

Not much of a fight, but now LAYF is king om the Mountain!
-Best regards LAYF

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