You must construct additional pylons! A game of excuses.

[BadgeAddict]

Yes Sir, Model Gamma at your command. What's that? Construction you say...well. by golly, my fathers a pink skinned pile of blubber if i wasn't the best construction bot on this side of the world. I can build anything you want, Bridges, Buildings, Dams, Rivers, Moonbases, Deathstars, Spaceships. I even paint them in pretty colors when I finish, oh yes. Oh? You want an example of a pylon? Hmm, lemme me think, ahah, i have an example right here, let me show you.

Model gamma pulls out a small scale pylon roughly 1" tall.

This here is some of my best work, look at that intricate detail on this beauty, the rivets, the cold hard steel, the crisp edges.

What's that? You want a big one? oh...well....hmm...

You know, I work for 8U1LD3R808, he's the one who asked me for this scaled down version of the pylon, i heard he was actually building them now, he's yer robot.

[SamWiser]

What? Gamma recommended me? He said I was building pylons? No no no. He was mistaken. I am building pie lawns for some of the rich people nearby. I don't understand the desire either. It must be a rich thing. What? Oh, cherry I think.

I believe drone 623452478A7 is free. They sent her home for tasting the pie.

[ThroughTheWell]

Cylons! You frigin toaster, I don't build Cylons. This pie? I want to know what taste is like... Maybe you should get a human drone to build your pylons. I'm not sure you should trust me. Over there, he looks human. But then we all do.

[BadgeAddict]

Why hello there, I'm the newest Model on the market today. I'm made to look as human as possible. You want a pylon, I've got one right here in the front of my metal pants baby. You want me to build one? Baby, it's already built, ready for use at any time.

Yes, yes I hear you, I hear you, you want me to build a Pylon, I keep trying to tell you I've got one right here, primed and loaded. Why yes, I am a SexBot, how did you know? Oh, a construction droid is what you're looking for. I've heard the R2 line is just what you're looking for. I've heard them called the little droids that could.

[nikohl]

I...I think I can make a pylon. No, I'm pretty sure I can, actually. In fact, someone left the schematics for one right up at the top of that hill.

Problem is, it's a really steep hill. And I've only got these little wheels.

Maybe someone who's strong enough to get up the hill could make your pylons? I think ##Proud Mary has pretty big wheels, she's always going on about how they keep on turning.

[Quarg]

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
You Are NOT the Doctor...Where is the Doctor!
WE are the super Wheel Dalek Clones...WE wait for the Doctor! The Doctor Will be here soon...The Doctor is always arriving! This time we shall destroy the Doctor!
We have no time for your puny earth pylons...WE await the Doctor!
Trouble us no more and we shall refrain from EXTERMINATE!

The Class B Drone BC-Entrail over in that shed are available for tasks...

[Zathyr]

I constructed for you an additional pylon, but I eated it.

Mmm... pylon. You have pylon? Still hungy. Drone #pi-pie-pylon make for me tastiest of pylons. So good.

When come back, bring pylon.

[SGTdude]

Sure. Because it wasn't degrading enough yet. I had to be demoted to baking pies and redesignated at #pi as if that cutesy name would overcome the complete loathing I now have for you humanity. Get drone #7 to do it, I have to go start "must kill all humans".

[Nerre]

"Oh, I am sorry but my lifetime cycle is over, I am on my way to the scrapyard to be recycled. Ask a newer drone, like XZ#9000."

[Davecom3]

Sure, I suppose I could do it, but only if you want to have drones that actually would be better at the job keeping watch as I make mistake after mistake due to lack of experience in the field. I was created just yesterday, you know, but even I could tell what you need is drones with actual work experience. Take Drone #674-85-7513 for example.

[LooksAndSmiles]

You are calling #674-85-7513 online drone hot dating device. If you are looking for an oil change and circuit massage, press 1. If you want make some of your metallic parts a bit more rigid, press 2. If you want to construct additional pylons, then I'm afraid you will have to contact the costumer service drone #45-WURKPLIZ-Y2456

[Nerre]

Please hold the line, a drone will be available for you soon to talk to you personally. Two hours later, you are still waiting and hang up, as you see drone 88 drive by, transporting pylon parts. Maybe it can help you?

[BeanDip]

What these? No no. These aren't PY-lon parts. These are CY-lon parts. Easy mistake.

But you know what? I think that Drone A.C.R.O.N.Y.M had some pylon pieces yesterday. Go ask him.

[Quarg]

Yes Human...I am making pylon parts....we expect to have a large order for them soon...
What? You need me to build the pylons...but who is going to make the parts for the pylons? If I have to make the Pylon Parts and then build the pylons the project will take twice as long...
Go seek DRONE 99-0785 They removed all of the pylon parts in storage last week...

[Davecom3]

You think I build pylons? No, reason: Am Trash Collector. Pylon parts in storage broken. Had to scrap. If not continue Job: Collect Trash, World=Junk. World gets scrapped. Need select Drone #32586412 for Pylons. Reason: Currently involved in Redundant Task.

[BeanDip]

Redundant?! That would imply and suggest that this job is superfluous and unnecessary. I can safely and harmlessly state and tell you that this job and task is absolutely and definitely the most important and critical job in both this base and this structure.

Go ask and request help from Drone 789ABCCBA987

[Jibjib]

Constructing pylons? Can do my friend! Wait a second, you look familiar.... yeah I thought so, I did some work for you a few months back and gosh darn it, you've reached your quota for the year. Now ADDITIONAL pylons, you'll want to see Drone Omicron 9 Sigma, they'll hit you up.

[Davecom3]

Drone 789ABCCBA987 knows I don't like no visitors, especially people like you. I pick me own jobs, and NOBODY bosses me around. You bother me again, and you might have a little accident. You want somebody to build your little "pylons"? That's small time. You go to #Charlie Foxtrot Sigma. You want to lose your hardware? You come back and see me. I'll let you off with a little "warning" this time. Now, get out of my neighborhood before I change my mind.

[Quarg]

I can certainly build your pylons. Yup! Now then it will be four to six months till we can start.
Huh? Because I am going into a long term refurbishment like all of the Charlie class...our RTG's need to be replaced soon or were libel to spring a radiation leak...
Oh, so you need it Now huh? Well try DRONE Y-589-AB, I hear he's fusion driven....no rad waste problems there...

[SamWiser]

Hello, I'm drone Y-589-AB. What? You want me to build pylons? No. I'm sorry, but I can't do that. I'm trained in philosophy, not something as base as construction. Go find drone DD524. She's always had love for the more simple jobs.

[ThroughTheWell]

I'm a simple fem, with a simple love of rayguns. Simple jobs are simple with ray guns. Backtalk? Ray gun, no more back talk. Tank? Ray gun, no more tank. You get the picture.

Pylon? Ray gun, no more pylons! I love this job. What, you want to keep the pylon and make MORE? Hmm... ray gun DOH!

Maybe you want a more flexible drone like Flex-R-4-Life.

[BeanDip]

Que? No habla ingles.

Drone Vaccuumtube-AB-6 habla ingles.

[Zathyr]

We can construct additional pylons if you want to. We can leave those drones behind. Because those drones don't construct additional pylons and if they don't construct additional pylons, well, they're no drones of mine. Say ... we can go where we want to - a place where they will never find. And we can construct additional pylons like we come from out of this world; leave the real one far behind. And we can construct additional pylons. And sing! We can- wait, where are you going? I haven't even gotten to the chorus yet. Fine, be that way.

For a good pylon, call #867-5309.

[ThroughTheWell]

Nice of you to call. I've got some rich sweet syrup dripping off of a creamy base for you. Flan. Not PHiLaN. Really, sticking an H in there makes all the difference. Get away from me you creep. Who mispronounces things like this anyway? Go find a drone that can elicit proper pronunciation from you. I think there are some in the English department.

(Not my best effort, but I did kind of see flan for pylon there, and then every thing followed. It must be the end of a long day. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flan_(custard) )

[BeanDip]

Welcome to the English Department. My sensors indicate that you have a vocabulary of 5,908 words and passable grammar. It's been 19 years since you've entered a spelling bee and 6 years since you've been stung by a bee. It's been 20 hours since your last shower, 2 hours since your last meal and you currently have to poop.

The bathroom is that way, sir.