ToIR

[nikohl]

If the second or third spiders have died, I wake up and go to retrieve my torch, making sure to pick up the non-flaming end as apparently we need to be oddly specific about this sort of thing.

[kida]

I follow Theis2

[SGTdude]

Nerre spits at the second spider and...

It considers that behavior very rude, seizes its dead friend from his hands and goes home crying to his mommy.

Dlover goes to Nikohl, still on fire, setting Nikohl on fire...

But because he is currently unkillable, the damage is reflected back to Dlover who is now at 502 of 76,314 HP. And still on fire.

The third spider takes 2 points of burning damage and dies, causing Nikohl to wake up as Theis2 is lofting him into the air.

Quarg is inactive and...

is rewarded with 5,832 xp. Quarg is now level 18.

kida follows Theis2 and is otherwise inactive and...

is penalized with deduction of 45,897 xp. kida is now level -4.

The cave is quiet.

[Quarg]

Quarg will move a short distance away from the flaming Dolver, Nickohl, and Theis 2? and see if any features of the cavern are being illuminated by the bonfire of the players

[SGTdude]

Quarg moves away from the other players, and...

is impaled on a stalagmite, answering Nerre's question.

Thou art dead

[BadgeAddict]

I am playing?

[SGTdude]

BadgeAddict because you did not follow the rules you are banned from The Game for...

The lifespan of a Mayfly

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[BadgeAddict]

I am Playing!

[SGTdude]

BadgeAddict has joined The Game and has unlocked the Achievement "Third Time's the Charm" and receives the bonus of...

Anything he touches ages 150 years (1 time/object) until he finds a frog prince and kisses him.

[Davecom3]

I am playing!

[SGTdude]

Davecom3 has joined The Game and...

unlocks no achievements because he sucks at life.


"Suck At Life" achievement unlocked by Davecom3, he is rewarded with 100 Million gp in a secret bank account accessible only by him.

[SGTdude]

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[Davecom3]

I spend the 100 million GP I actually don't have access to because I didn't unlock the achievement I unlocked to buy and pick up a pebble at my feet which isn't there.

[BadgeAddict]

I offer free hugs to everyone in the group and to any monster who may or may not walk into said room..otherwise look around.

[SGTdude]

Davecom3 breaks reality and ceases to exist.

Thou art dead

BadgeAddict hugs everyone in the group...

including Dlover, putting out his flames and saving his life...

but getting him burned for .5hp damage and is now at .5hp

[nikohl]

I retrieve my torch in a safe and non-burny way, and use it to look carefully around the cave for anything interesting.

[BadgeAddict]

I check my pockets for anything useful. I then find a safe place to sit and then i sit and begin to ponder the mysteries and magics of the Universe.

[Davecom3]

I am playing!

[SGTdude]

Davecom3 has joined the game and is spared from dying for the next 12hrs.


Other actions taken produce no noticeable result.

[Davecom3]

I yell at the cave for being so quiet.

[BadgeAddict]

I shield myself behind nerre and his shield from the sonic repercussions of Daves yelling.

[Quarg]

I am playing!

[Nerre]

I shield myself and those around me against possible stalatites fallng down cause somebody had to yell. If we survive, I will follow the lightkeeper around, looking for an exit of the cave or a tunnel leading elsewhere. I take care where I put my steps so I don't trip, get impaled or step away from the light to far.

[SGTdude]

Davecom3 has unlocked the achievement "Lucky 7!" and is the 7th player. He is still unkillable as previously stated and...

thus survives the merging with Quarg who has joined the game and has unlocked the achievement "Lucky 7!" and is the 7th player. All actions by Davecom3 and Quarg (henceforth called DaveQ) will be made from their corporate statements until one of them dies. Quarg would have died in the merging but...

He survives due to the previously unstated bonus granted to him. However...

This removes Davecom3's unkillable status.

Nere shields BadgeAddict while standing in the light of Nikohl and Theis2's torches with kida and Dlover.

[nikohl]

I apparently don't exist any more, so I use my magical non-existing status to bring light and warmth to the cave in a nice and druidy sort of way.