You smash up all the pots in the room- As expected, you find a key in one of them. Doesn't stop you from destroying every last one of them though.> Pot carnage ensues.
41/1000 pots destroyed!
You know, you must admit that contrary to your previous belief, pots you smashed up rarely seem to contain loot. And ever since it became clear you were trying that, every single dungeon has been absolutely swarming with them. Like some kind of cruel joke of fate.
Anyways, it doesn't really matter. Time to move on. Let's hope you find some elemental to stab in his relative back some time soon.
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CARPE DIEM!CD: Quickly, come up with a cooler alias!
CRAZY DANCER!
CANNED DRAGON!
CROOKED DEMOLITIONIST!
Hey, you say to yourself, that last one actually isn't too bad.
What? She says from the middle of the room.
OH MY GOODNESS YOU WERE THINKING OUT LOUD.
You introduce yourself as... The CROOKED DEMOLITIONIST. You say you would tell her your real name, but that she'd be in danger if you did.Tell her your name! Ask if you can hang out with her!
She says Aren't you the Criken guy
You say perhaps. She smiles and says that's fine.
You ask if she'd be fine with you sitting with her for a while. She says sure. She then asks if you know the very last song. You say yes, and prepare your mandoline.
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You are now the HUMONGOUS BERSERKER again.
You have comen to the conclusion that this ISN'T WORKING.
You think it's getting time to take a look at your ABILITY LIST and see if you have anything that might potentially take down a foe that just keeps evading every hit you try to get in. What kind of ability would it be...