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Runsaround
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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by Runsaround » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:44 am

SamWiser, If you'd like to talk him down, please tell me exactly what you'll say.
I have no idea what I'm doing, and IT IS GLORIOUS!

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AccursedBiscuit
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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by AccursedBiscuit » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:04 am

Cast a magnificent spell to do... something to this guy. Maybe a fireball. Or turn him into a toad.
I'm no ordinary biscuit. Just look at my horns.

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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by Nerre » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:31 pm

SamWiser wrote:Try to talk him down.
If this doesn't work, I will charge in, right after the fireball so he might not see me coming until it is too late. If he points his fingers at me, like if he wants to cast something, I will drop at full speed, trying to do a dash past him and swinging my axe at his legs, an attack of doom, trying to cut his legs of. Nobody threatens to kill me.
:zzz:

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SamWiser
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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by SamWiser » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:38 pm

"You don't want to fight us, there are six of us, and one of you. Calm down and we can work something out. You can keep your job, and we can help out."
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

Runsaround
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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by Runsaround » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:30 am

The ELFIN LIAR replies: "I AM MAKING A POINT HERE! I AM SUUUUUPEEEEEEEEERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

One can of extreme whoop-ass later...

EL: "THIS ISN'T OVER! I AM -" *SHLUK SHLUK"

*thud*

WISE ELDER: "Welp, that was a simple resolution to a problem. You go on. You'll have to take this map."

ITEM GET! WISE ELDER'S MAP!

WISE ELDER: "You have to go through the TUNNEL OF SHORTNESS, but first you need to get through the CHICKEN'S KEEP. Once through the tunnel, follow the MACGUFFIN STICK WAGON's trail to catch up with it and nab that sweet sweet artifact. Bye."
I have no idea what I'm doing, and IT IS GLORIOUS!

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Orga the Strange
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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by Orga the Strange » Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:32 am

"Yes, quickly my MINDLESS MINIO- I mean, MINDFUL ME-HELPERS, to glory!" I say, pointing in the direction of where I'm sure the CHICKEN'S KEEP is.
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BeanDip
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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by BeanDip » Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:56 am

Will head to the CHICKEN KEEP, drooling over the thought of some real fried chicken like my dear sweet MOMMA used to make. Rest her weary soul. *moment of silence*
NOTE TO ALL THOSE I AM GAMING WITH: Currently gaming with others in the Sacred Statue Garden.


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SamWiser
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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by SamWiser » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:10 am

Will follow BeanDip to the CHICKEN'S KEEP.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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AccursedBiscuit
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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by AccursedBiscuit » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:05 am

"Onward, comrades, to the Chicken's Keep!"
I'm no ordinary biscuit. Just look at my horns.

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WhirdCheese
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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by WhirdCheese » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:48 pm

Let's go!

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Orga the Strange
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Re: Welp, I'm back.

Post by Orga the Strange » Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:08 pm

Orga BUMPS THREAD
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