Corrupted Wish Game

[friedkitty]

Granted. However, just because it doesn't NEED regulation, doesn't mean it's not regulated. 6,231,972 new regulations are added to the laws, and fishing becomes cost prohibitive and potentially can cost you huge fines and prison time if you fail to abide by each and every new rule.

I wish people would stop smoking in front of doorways I'm trying to enter.

[GathersIngredients]

People don't smoke any longer at the doors you wish to go through. Because the doors you wish to go through are all gone and replaced by concrete walls. Good luck getting into those buildings/rooms now.


I wish I would remember to floss more regularly.

[Patdragon]

You do but they stop selling floss.

I wish for a bedtime pardox

[GathersIngredients]

Schoedingers Cat decides to be alive for now and hops onto your bed. Or it doesn't. Or it did. Or it will. It sat/sit/will sit down on your bed at the foot end. It lay/lies/will lay on the pillow. It was/is/will be stretched out all over the middle section of the mattress. As a result of the continuously time (and space) fluctuating cat in your bed you will never be able to use it again, because you might merge with the cat, if you lie in the wrong place (which is literally the whole bed) at any time.


I wish I could be sure I interpreted the last wish correctly.

[LAYF]

you could be sure, but then again you also had the opportunity not to, and until we are told you will remain in a state of both! or of two minds if you will

*Sorry, could not help it


I wish i had the exact time i wanted for everything, without time going to a halt!

[Patdragon]

You watch stops at 3 pm and now everything you want to do is always scheduled at three 3 pm.

I wish for fractal blade.

[Feytala]

Granted.

You get a fractal blade, that is, a blade only able to cut fractals. You'll be the most awesome math teacher !

I wish for a permanent raise to my appearance score. (As you know, we all have appearance scores. I just haven't figured out the system yet, this world is running on.)

[Feytala]

I sort of seem to have broken the game...^^┬░ Okay, so I am corrupting my own wish, then

The wish is granted but HIGHER scores in the world system actually are WORSE.

I wish for a new computer.

[GathersIngredients]

...you get a new computer, but it doesn't work. Because it's so new that it needs an energy source to run it, that hasn't even been invented yet.


I wish this game really picks up again, it's fun to read and play (if I can think of a wish).




(btw. I don't even know what an appearance score is, that definitely kept me away.)

[Patdragon]

The game gets picked up by a eagle who takes it back to its nest and tries to hatch it, but when it does the game is of a carnivorous sort and it eats the poor mother eagle that helped to hatch it.

I wish for a new breed of dog.

[friedkitty]

You are selected to be the first person to raise a new genetically modified dog. It has the unfortunate trait of craving human saliva, and every time you try to sleep, the dog licks your mouth. Everyone you try to eat, same thing. If you so much as open your mouth, it's there. Waiting. Its razor sharp claws are making short work of your doors, and its thick fur which has been bred to the point of imperviousness is, well, impervious to your every attack. You cower in the corner of your room, listening to the scratch, scritch against the frame of the door, knowing that when Floofles makes it through, you WILL be slobbered to death.

I wish I invented a non-lethal cure for headaches.