About 5 days and 5 turns ago, which is apparently some really weird kind of time management, 7 I mean 8 goblins decide to become adventurers, due to the fact of ten goblins defeating a demon 50 years ago, which made the entire world see goblins at an elevated status. Sadly for said goblins said status isn't "Oh praise you all mighty goblins!" but more like "We barely tolerate your presence.", which they were hoping to change by becoming adventurers. The first step of becoming adventurers of course, to try and take everything out of what little armory the goblin village had, and then slaughter some poor innocent animals. Anyways, their teller, who by the way is a pretty incompetent teller since she hasn't had a single decent vision in the past two years and had to resort to calling the young'uns "suckshisthumb" and "likesmilk". Though with great coincidence on that very same day she was found blacked out on the ceremonial site due to some vision of a catastrophic event, lighting the whole world on fire, like the multiverse's greatest barbecue. Basically the vision was about a blindfolded man opening a door with a symbol the goblins did not yet recognize on it. It also so turns out that, coincidentally enough, a mage visited their village requesting to study the goblin and their unique connection to "fate". After the classic goblin welcome to the vilage, which included our adventurers pointing at him with dangerous sticks and spears and interrogating him for all he knows, they eventually found out that the person the teller had seen in her visage was that of, conveniently enough, his dad. So after the goblins slayed some wolves, because Born had heard they were evil and pawns of a maffia boss that ruled among the forest animals called the forest guardian, by a squirrel with a gambling debt. Born tends to attract such kind of thigns for a reason. Which is not to mention the fact he got a message from the fucking future just before they left the village for Valdenoir, where the mage, whose name is Tripp, lives.
Once arriving, our adventurers immediately begin to act as if they were in some kind of MMORPG, meaning that they pretty much did two things- Getting their quests, and grinding all the repeatable tasks for at least a whole day to try and earn money. Anyways, considering the quest part they talked to Tripp's father, Mobius, which did know what the symbol represented. So he explains the item is called the "sacrifice's stone", called so because 8 people literally sacrificed their souls to create it with the help of everyone's favorite do-good god, Asatun, to ward of the destruction of the plane by an event called the "green meteor".
It then turns out that the stone broke up in 7 pieces after it's use, these pieces being scattered across the whole plane, and considering the vision, decide that they need to reassemble the stone. Which pretty much means they traveling all across the damn globe, many major cities apparently holding one piece of the stone, including the very city they were in at the time, which makes them decide to speak to the king. But apparently the king doesn't know anything about the world ending, and hence doesn't really feel obligated to do anything special for the goblins. But turns out he didn't need to do any preparation whatsoever, because their piece of the sacrifice's stone, which they kept in a glass container on a pretty pedestal in their museum turned out to be stolen. Just as everything else in the museum for that matter.
Meanwhile in the city's arena, due to an act of extreme stupidity bravery Picks got himself captured in the very same arena. However, through the power of diplomacy, managed to get himself out. But not before meeting Boom, another goblin captive that had decided to become an adventurer on his own accord, though his backstory on that part seems to be that he just got very, very drunk. Anyways, together with some of his fellow captives, he decides to make his escape, which coincides with a powerful mage trying to break out his friend, his first spell being one to unlock every lock in the entire arena, causing chaos in the entire arena. And also making the entire plan he executed to get out in the first place obsolete. They all decide to run straight into the arena in the hope of escaping and in the same time discovering what I just explained, finding the mage Kaleidon trying to escape with his friend Arcano by teleporting away through a ritual. They succeed in doing so, but not before the arena champion kills Arcano with a single hit, as the teleport spell brings them to the desert city which I can't recall the name of at this exact moment of time.
Before that Studies had taken the very important duty of mail, and discovered that there had been a letter addressed to his chief a very long time ago, and decides to head there on his own. On his way there he is almost killed by a damn badger who was apparently under mind control of a nearby raven. Luckily for him he was able to be saved by the help of the forest notorious maffia boss, by Born asking him for help, hence ruining my plan to kill all my heroes thus. Delivering the letter they discovered it was from nobody else then Kaleidon, asking them about a "recent" event considering a divine event at their location. Thing is, with an delivery time somewhat close to "two years ago" that event wasn't so "recent", and it occurred to the goblins that perhaps it had something to do with the previous tellers disappearance, which is the whole reason they have to resort to an teller who names goblins "suckshisthumb".
On his way back to the village, he suddenly not found a single raven behind his back, but more like thirty. Which, with certainty, could mean only one thing- 30 badgers. Which would probably have made for a far more hilarious boss battle, but after running back to the village the first villain revealed himself- A cyborg with most of his body replaced with a weird kind of black metal. Luckily for the goblins, Gideon, captain of the guard and Tripp's brother came to help them out, and eventually they defeated "Black Smoke". Well, not really defeat him as in kill him, because who or whatever is his boss apparently then killed him by making him choke. Which turned out to only be a play the goblins learned far afterwards through cryptic foreshadowing, but not yet really knowing exactly what he ended up doing after waking up from his fake death.
Anyways, after their battle they head to their first dungeon, a place called "Narfe's tomb" which was, well, a tomb. With the one exception the guy that was supposedly dead in there was alive and there to greet them. The goblins progressed through the dungeon, killing several sin elementals on their way through. At the end discovering they were Narfe's sins brought alive by a powerful curse that was cast upon him by a powerful sorceress he was smitten by, after giving her more then a few reason for her despising him. After the goblins killed the L??? elemental, the final battle, Narfe, who had lost more then a few screws by that point decides he rather be cursed then alive and healthy, which finally manages to piss off said sorceress enough to make her pay a personal visit. After one final "insult", she kills him, and rewards the goblins with the first piece of the sacrifice's stone. It displays a vision which appears to have happened at the very creation of the universe, but nobody was watching that because everyone was busy collecting their AWESOME TREASURE.
Boom in the meanwhile had ended up in the desert village, and decided to help Kaleidon because he in turn would reward them greatly, and in the desert city having money instantly means being important, which immediately granted Kaleidon a place at the palace to stay. Boom helped him in the construction of what Kaleidon called a "divine bomb", it's purpose he soon after explained. The reason he was wanted by many of the cities is because of the fact he made a startling discovery which apparently his elder council did not want to get into the public. He claims the event known as the "green meteor" was nothing more then a made up fairytale, and by logic deduction, then assumes the sacrifice's stone was nothing more then a tool to help elevate Asatun to the status of a "fake god". What is more, he also believes he somehow blocked access for all other gods to their plane - Instead pretending to be said gods whilst trying to raise his own power. The divine bomb he was trying to craft was a way to make sure once and for all that this is the case, because if successful, it would leave Asatun without powers for a short while, and in turn meaning that there would not be a single god, since he is nothing more then a pretend god. And of course if being wrong instantly being smitten by about a hundred gods at the same time.
Whilst in the city he also visits a clan of rebels that try to revolt against the current regime of the city by planning a takeover. Boom decides not to help the rebels, but in the process of doing so meets Ansem, a powerful psychic. Reading Boom's mind he instantly decides he needs to talk to the goblins who at that moment where still in the tomb, offering Boom to escort them there.
Ansem also visited Boom in his mind a few times, due to a crazy accident Boom had had which in turn also allowed him to visit other people's minds- Though far less effectively then Ansem seemed capable. This in turn seemed to be caused by two guardians "living" in their head, or at least it appears to be that way - Ansem's guardian being one of mind whilst Born is one of chaos. And him being absolutely certain he is the only one with a guardian.
On their way to the tomb, they pass through a dwarven outpost in the mountain - Which is when they are assaulted by a second mechanical warrior, a skinny guy basically wearing an electric guitar for a weapon. Boom decides to make his escape on demand of Ansem, who duels with the warrior. Eventually Boom arrives at the dungeon whilst the other goblins are doing the final battle, and eventually escapes with them, which brings us to where we are now. And I am stupid for writing this out so elaborately since if this doesn't scare away people I don't know.