Arrested Development

[BeanDip]

Liesmith you are under arrest for conspiracy to make me remember the CD-i Zelda Games everytime you post. You are guilty as hell.

Your sentence is to clean up the mess that King Harkinian is making by constantly spilling his goblet (which is obviously a PimpCup of Infinite CrunkJuice).

[mnementh]

Beandip, you are under arrest for making me want my own PimpCup of Infinite CrunkJuice; my Juice is clearly not Crunk enough.

We find you guilty as molested; your sentence is to include Liesmith in your partycipple, distracting him long enough for me to snurch his goblet for myself and perhaps to save the carpet.


mnem
I really need to get more sleep.

[Liesmith]

You are both under arrest for mistaking my goblet's contents for crunkjuice, when it is actually darkspawn blood. You are both sentenced to become Grey Wardens and battle the Blight.

[BeanDip]

Liesmith, you are under arrest for using the Right of Conscription in order to force me to join when you are in fact a GRAY Warden. We find you guilty.

Your sentence is to go around enforcing obnoxious spelling differences all over the internet and being extremely pedantic about it

[mnementh]

Beandip, you are under arrest for Conscript Evasion.

We find you guilty of 9 counts of... HOLY FU**ING A**CRACKERS! That IS Darkspawn Blood... GHAAAAHHHHH...KAKKKK! PTOOOOIE!!

Dammit all, you're sentenced to be THIS GUY:



for the rest of your life...


mnem
GHAAAAHHHH! kakkk-kaakkkkaaakkkk!

[trubbol]

Person I cannot recall the name of! You are under arrest for a crime that I cannot seem to remember, but I know it was something bad, and that you did it, and that Oreo's were involved!

I hereby sentence you to maybe-sometime-later-I-don't-know do that one thing that you do not like!

[BeanDip]

Trubbobl, you are under arrest for taking all my Forget-Me-Nows. You are guilty but probably won't remember this trial.

Your sentence is to walk naked to the bad part of town and get me some more from the shady Latino men. You have to speak Spanish while you're there and if you don't know Spanish well...

[trubbol]

I've made a huuuge mistake!

Beandip! You are under arrest by the Magicians Alliance *gong* for revealing the secrect to magic tri-ILLUSIONS!

You must now get your hand bit off by a seal.

[Liesmith]

Trubbol! You are under arrest for for not properly conjugating your verb! You are sentenced to writing "Bite, bit, bitten, bitte, bitter, better, butter (Parkay)" on the nearest leopard. Once will suffice.

[BeanDip]

Liesmith, you are under arrest for attempting to pass off Parkay as a butter when it is in fact a margarine! We find you guilty.

Your sentence is to cook for a very snooty chef and get him to say "SACRE BLEU! C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!" This might be pretty easy but the chef we hired is Chinese and doesn't speak French or English. And when we say hired we mean kidnapped. And when we say chef we mean a bitter old lady with no tastebuds. Have fun.

[trubbol]

Beandip! You are under arrest because I have no idea of what I could possibly arrest you for!
You are hereby sentenced to do something crazy! Do it now!