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Re: Arrested Development

Post by Liesmith » Fri May 10, 2013 1:58 am

Alavar, you are under arrest for posting slightly too late. You are sentenced to trying again, but a little earlier this time.
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by Alavar » Fri May 10, 2013 2:10 am

Liesmith, you are arrested for having Reeeallly creepy avatar.
You are sentenced to one year in Ponyville to unlearn all the creepiness, and learn true essence of Friendship and laughter.
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by SamWiser » Tue May 14, 2013 10:51 pm

Alavar, you are arrested for persecution of the really creepy. You are charged with 5 counts of gif deletion and one count of rude language. Your sentence is to stare at Liesmith's avatar for three years.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

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Re: Arrested Development

Post by mnementh » Tue May 14, 2013 11:26 pm

Alavar, you are hereby under arrest for attempting to arrest and sentence Liesmith a second time for the same crime.

We find you guilty of 1 count of Double-Jeopardy, 3 counts of terrorizing Equestria, and 17 counts of unleashing an unspeakable horror upon an unsuspecting herd of cartoon herbivores.

You are sentenced to guard Discord on his "Bad Days" until such time as you understand the error of your ways or are turned into a balloon animal during a Chaos Storm.

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Re: Arrested Development

Post by SamWiser » Tue May 14, 2013 11:31 pm

Mnementh, you are under arrest for not looking who posted last before posting.

You are charged with three counts of not paying attention, 8 counts of ninja obliviance, and 12 counts of non-sneakiness.

Your sentence is to go to ninja community college to take its ninja awareness program.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by mnementh » Tue May 14, 2013 11:58 pm

SamWiser, you are under arrest for ninja-ing a well-known ninja-dwagon in a public forum.

We find you guilty of 3 counts of not looking where I was looking when I wasn't looking out for you, 2 counts of subverting the "Somebody Already posted" thing on the forum, and 4 counts of tripping up your own bodyguard just to have someone to ninja.

We hereby sentence you to be cursed with an eternal "Sneaking music" soundtrack, perpetual flatulence at exactly the wrong moment, and selective blindness that strikes whenever you might step on a twig and give yourself away.


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Re: Arrested Development

Post by trubbol » Wed May 15, 2013 5:03 pm

This looks like fun, I hope it is okay for new people to join in.
Mnementh! You are under Arrest for an insufficient amount of references to the unfortunately ended series starring Jason Bateman, Arrested development.
You must say in these exact words; "I've made a huge mistake," or have your hand bitten off by a loose seal.
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by SamWiser » Wed May 15, 2013 5:25 pm

Trubbol, you are under arrest for hesitation to post in a forum based game. You are charged with 2 counts of extreme shyness. Your sentence is to post in one other open-to-all forum game (odd statements, haiku game and the music game are the first ones I can think of) and to peruse the recruitment sub-forum at least once to see if any other games appeal to you.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 6:54 pm

Sam, you are under arrest for welcoming a new member without consulting the Welcome Dwagon, failure to apply for Formal Welcoming Application Form X98-BF (hereafter known as "Ted"), failure to receive Ted, failure to sign Ted, failure to file Ted and failure to wine and dine Ted. We find you guilty.

Your sentence is to formally rescind all welcomes that you've extended to forumities who joined after you and to retroactively welcome all forumites who joined before you.
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by mnementh » Sat May 18, 2013 9:17 pm

BeanDip, you are hereby under arrest for promoting a X98-BF event without the prerequisite Z0MG-NO11 Document, hereby known as Bill, failure to provide appropriate return transportation for Bill & Ted, and for generally forgetting STAYSHUN!

You are found guilty of 5 counts of illegal temporal bookkkeeping, 2 counts of not enough time, and 17 counts of WYLD STALLYNS RULE!

Case closed; you are released on your own recognizance for time served.

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Re: Arrested Development

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 9:38 pm

Mnementh, you are under arrest for releasing a dangerous criminal on her own recognizance despite the terrible danger to the public and for making references to a fairly awesome movie. We find you guilty.

Your sentence is to give me a real punishment before I hurt someone >:D
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by SamWiser » Sat May 18, 2013 10:25 pm

BeadDip, you are arrested for going around threatening forumites with your stinger. You are charged with 3 counts of indecent exposure and 8 counts of Blavery.

You are sentenced to three years of wearing a stinger cover. It is itchy.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Arrested Development

Post by mnementh » Sun May 19, 2013 8:33 am

SamWiser, I hereby place you under arrest for Welcoming Trouble to the forum.

We find you guilty of not being as wise as your username, and for not rolling out the purple carpet and the purple gloves. Do you even have your special baggies?

We sentence you to travel from town to town, seeking wisdom in liquid form. Once you have collected 1.5 liters of Wisdom, you may either consume it or be remanded to life alone on a desert island with only beautiful handmaidens to keep you company in your mansion, but you cannot get television or internet of any sort. Not even on your phone.

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Re: Arrested Development

Post by BeanDip » Wed May 22, 2013 12:41 am

Mnem, you are under arrest for offering a penguin Viagra which violates every law of decency known to man and woman, ancient or modern. We find you guilty.

Your sentence is to give a cold shower to every penguin in Antarctica. Sixty-nine times.
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by mnementh » Fri May 24, 2013 4:58 pm

BeanDip, you are under arrest for violating SamWiser's civil rights, by attempting to prevent me from giving Viagra to a penguin which violates every law of decency known to man or woman. Decent or not, that penguin-boy has a right to use drugs to enhance his libido.

We hereby find you guilty of 3 charges of willfully detaining a dwagon from delivering his deliverables, two counts of preventing a PenguiNinja from getting jiggy widd itt, and 777 counts (one for every time he would have bought a box before his heart exploded) of costing the makers of Viagra money.

We hereby sentence you to dose every male penguin in Antarctica with Viagra. 69 times. How you determine the gender of said penguins is not something the court needs to know.
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by SamWiser » Sat May 25, 2013 12:21 pm

Mnementh, you are under arrest for underestimating the libido and prowess of penguins. We don't need no stinkin' Viagra.

You are sentenced to 69 counts of drug pushing and 71 counts of Severe Underestimation.

Your sentence is to create a penguin dating service, that brings together lonely penguins.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Arrested Development

Post by mnementh » Sat May 25, 2013 9:55 pm

I already did. you're using it right now.

*BANG* Case closed; time served. :p


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Also, I'll have you know I DRAGGED every case of Viagra up that hill; no pushing was involved.

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Re: Arrested Development

Post by BeanDip » Sun May 26, 2013 12:26 pm

Mnem, you are under arrest for creating a very poor Penguin Dating Website which features, among other things: a Dwagon, a Dragon, several Goblins, a Scorpion, a Rabbit, several unclassifiable abyssal abominations, a Lion, a Wolf, a Moose and Commodore Chadwick Thaddeus Biggbottom III, Esq, MD but only one Penguin who doesn't seem especially lonely. We find you guilty.

Your sentence is to therefore send every Penguin on Earth into a severe existential crisis so that they feel alone and meaningless in the Universal Void.
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by trubbol » Sun May 26, 2013 2:49 pm

Beandip, you are like, so totally arrested for like, endangering the penguins, and turning down that totally rad idea for a dating site that I would be like, so totally be all over!

You're sentence is like, to save all the penguins from the crisis thingy, and eat tubs of icecream from the carton while watching the hallmark channel and daytime soap operas.
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by SamWiser » Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:52 pm

Trubbol you are under arrest for creating your own reality tv show with quality similar to Jersey Shore. Nobody wants to see rabbits doing those things. You are charged with 8 counts of Rabbit Abuse, 3 counts of Poisoning the Airwaves, and 5.62 counts of selling alcohol to bunnies.

You are sentenced to living the rest of your life inside of a 12 step program.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by BeanDip » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:34 pm

Sam, you are under arrest for violating violins with violence in a field of violets. We find you guilty.

Your sentence is to invent a new instrument that can soothe the savage beast
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by mnementh » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:14 pm

RAWWWWWWWRRRR!!!


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Re: Arrested Development

Post by Liesmith » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:21 am

Mnementh, you are under arrest for violation of the thread morality statute. You are fined one credit, and a credit to be named later.
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once. Am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed."
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by trubbol » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:00 pm

Liesmith, you are under arrest for saying words I am unable to pronounce. Five points from Gryffindor.
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Re: Arrested Development

Post by Liesmith » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:28 pm

Trubbol, you are under arrest for assuming that I'm in house Gryffindor. You are sentenced to writing "Slytherin is Fair and Balanced" on the city wall in red paint 100 times. If it's not done by sunrise, your vowels will be cut off for the next four posts you make.
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once. Am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed."
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