Arrested Development

[Alavar]

LooksAtYouFunny, you are arrested for creeping me out when I missreaded your nick as "LooksAtYou YUMMY"

You are sentenced to forever refrain from looking at me or anyone that way, AND from eating me in any manner.

[LAYF]

Alavar, you are under arrest for looking like a lion-bar.
You are found guilty of all charges and sentenced to be eaten with a rusty spoon, Yummy!

[Theonewhoisodd]

LAYF you are under arrest for displaying your brain in public.

You are sentenced to devouring Alavar!

[Quarg]

Odd, you are under arrest for Murder, Mayhem, and a bad English Accent.
You are sentanced to 6000 hours of community service in North Korea as part of the CIA's anti-nuclear program and to immediately take pronounciation classes from Prof Henry Higgens....

[LAYF]

Quarg, in the name of the king, you are under arrest for 10 cases of ogre assault on bunny rabbits, 4 cases of public littering with said bunny remains, and one case of squid destruction.

You are found guilty in 6 of the assaults, 3 cases of littering and the case of squid destruction.

You are sentenced to 24 hours of taxidermist service, butting these remains together again. Hoe you do that is up to you!

[Theonewhoisodd]

LAYF you are under arrest for many counts of incorrect spelling. You are sentenced to one year of taking Asks' place whenever we make fun of him.

[WhirdCheese]

Theonewhoisodd you are under arrest for making fun of people. Your punishment is to have words hurt more than sticks and stones.

[SamWiser]

WhirdCheese, you are under arrest for having a username that is uncomprehendable. Your punishment is to decipher usernames for the rest of your days.

[LAYF]

Sam. You are under arrest for illegal migration from the South pole.
You are found guilty in all charges and sentenced to one year of service at an ice-cream bar.

[LooksAndSmiles]

LAYF, you are under arrest for advocating "The Candy Man Behavior", even if it's ice cream this time, topped with sugary cream your obvious racism against people from the south (pole).
Your sentence is to sell either sour or salty food, and you have to wear a thick fur jacket all the time.

[SamWiser]

LooksAndSmiles you are arrested for using a hammer as large as you are. Your punishment is to miniaturize all of your weapons.

[mnementh]

SamWiser, I hereby place you under arrest for thinking too small.

We find you guilty of 3 counts of diminished horizons, 2 counts of intellectual stinginess and 1 count of making pen knives feel inadequate.

We hereby sentence you to Get Small until you are properly embiggened.


mnem
Don't git any on ya.

[Theonewhoisodd]

Mnementh you are under arrest for Mnementh your sentence is Mnementh may Mnementh have mercy on your Mnementh.

[mnementh]

Mnementh you are under arrest for Mnementh your sentence is Mnementh may Mnementh have mercy on your Mnementh.

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It's mnementh. Mnementh was my father. He ate Darth Vader... dumb@ss. You don't swallow a guy whole when he's got a laser dragon-opener hanging from his hip...

mnem
Did teach me to chew my food thoroughly, though.

[Theonewhoisodd]

mnementh you are under arrest for being a purple dragon. You are sentenced to shaving that ugly mustache.

[Liesmith]

Theonewhoisodd, you are hereby and forthwith placed under charge of the local constabulary for possession and and brandishment of no less than four extraneous bunny-related tentacles. You are hereby sentenced to be the forum's Chef of Security. You will be responsible for preparing and redacting all forum meals. Don't worry, you won't have to do this for five cycles.

[Theonewhoisodd]

Liesmith you are under arrest for destroying the sanctity of my tentacles. You are sentenced to tentacles.

[mnementh]

Odd, I hereby place you under arrest for being a "friend" of Chtulhu.

We find you guilty of 3 counts of unlawful carnal knowledge of an ancient horror, eleventy-seven counts of warping sanity, and two counts of illegally cross-breeding your moustache with an unregistered alien from R'Lyeh.

We hereby sentence you to continue pleasing your lord and master in whatever manner it may see fit; the longer you keep them busy, the better for the rest of us. May Hastur have mercy on your soul; whatever sliver of it isn't already in Chtulhu's belly.

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*Shaves off Odd's Tentacle-stache*

THERE! Sentence fulfilled!

*POP-SNURFFLE-POP!*

*Two more Tentacle-staches emerge in it's place*

Smeg. I was afraid of this; he's been impregnated by Sammael...

mnem
And again, LieSmith doesn't get past the tentacle round...

[Liesmith]

And again, LieSmith doesn't get past the tentacle round...

mnementh, you are guilty of misspelling my name as "LieSmith". You are fined two credits for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

[LooksAndSmiles]

Liesmith you are guilty of no longer having a mustache thus being untrustworthy. Your sentence is to manually add a mustache to your avatar, or failing that, growing one IRL and posting a photo of it on the forums.

[Quarg]

LooksAndSmiles your are under arrest for Insurrection against the Most High Order of the Wolf, you have identified yourself with the insurgent Mustache Clan attempting to usurp the right and full legal rule of Wolfie and SeeAMoose. Your sentence will be to have you thrown into a small escape shuttle playing "It's a Small World After All" on a continuous loop as the shuttle is shot into a convenient Black Hole...

That or we feed your soul to the Bunny....

[Liesmith]

Liesmith you are guilty of no longer having a mustache thus being untrustworthy. Your sentence is to manually add a mustache to your avatar, or failing that, growing one IRL and posting a photo of it on the forums.

LooksAndSmiles, you are under arrest for not noticing that my avatar actually does have a mustache. You are sentenced to attend Tannhauser Gate Repair School. Please bring your own C-Beam and report at oh-twenty-five-hundred.

Quarg, you are double-arrested for arresting LooksAndSmiles. You are sentenced to taking his place at Tannhauser Gate Repair School.

[mnementh]

LiesMith, you are under arrest for having an avatar of a character with wooden personality and a wooden face.

We find you guilty of 7 counts of cruelty to trees, 3 counts of criminally negligence misanthropism, and 2 counts of brandishing a moustache with excessive cellulose content.

We hereby sentence you to 3 months Communist Service and a 6-week Charcoal course of Timber-Sensitivity training.


mnem
*Lights his fuse*

[Quarg]

Mnementh you are charged with the crime against the ROUS...Specifically 120 crimes of eating Rodents of Unusual Size as part of your new 'Diet like a Dragon' program.

Your sentence is that we are going to feed to Bob....cause' Bob will eat anything...

[WearsHats]

Quarg, you are under arrest for attempting to incite dragon cannibalism.

You are hereby sentenced to... *flips through alphabetical book of crimes and punnishments*... get baked by Puff The Magic Dragon.

(Wait, was that the listing for "dragon cannibal" or "dragon cannabis"? Oh well. Too late now. He says the pot is ready.)