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Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:35 am
by LAYF
Once again a fried onion....

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 6:07 pm
by Dlover
Thinks the line "Ogres are like onions" means ogres go well with many meals.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:14 pm
by Patdragon
Has definitely seen Shrek.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:30 am
by LAYF
Has seen shrek, but wanted to see Stark

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:42 am
by Dlover
Has seen many things, and many places, but surprisingly few cool rocks.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:00 pm
by Patdragon
Doesn't know all rocks are mostly cool except lava that's hot stuff.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:57 pm
by Dlover
Is attracted to certain rocks. Has yet to admit he's magnetic.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:03 am
by LAYF
Tried to magnify magnetics by mixing magnets, mirrors and magnifying glass...

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:31 am
by Dlover
Proved only the magnifying glass is needed.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:46 am
by LAYF
Needed glasses for better hearing through touch!

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 7:48 pm
by Dlover
Sells flashlights shaped like people, marketed as Human Torch Merchandise.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:21 am
by Patdragon
Shall thus be known as Mr fantastic idea!

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 7:18 am
by Dlover
Knows the Invisible Woman Artist, who draws only invisible women. Not much of a business, but there's a decent commission for clothing design.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 2:46 am
by Quarg
Was bitten by an invisible waredog when he tried to pet it...

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 3:11 am
by Dlover
Is probably thinking of the weardog, which likes to wear things.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 3:37 pm
by LAYF
Found it!

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 3:43 pm
by Dlover
Lost everything. Everything. He can't even check between the sofa cushions, because he lost the sofa.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:46 am
by Quarg
Is really lost...like no longer on any defined plane of existence lost...

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:52 pm
by Dlover
Is more like Survivor than Lost.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:24 pm
by LAYF
Once lost his survival guide in a library... Was not see for several months after that!!!

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 9:02 am
by Quarg
Was formerly an Orangutan Librarian until he got lost and found himself here...

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:13 pm
by Dlover
Knows a spell for turning orangutan librarians into human librarians, but is trying to work out how to reverse the effect.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:18 pm
by Quarg
Is destined to marry a barbarian librarian...

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 5:07 pm
by Dlover
Seems to believe anyone would be foolish enough to be unfaithful to the devil.

Re: Odd Statements

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:27 pm
by LAYF
Has a delusional story about a delusional devil dog danser!