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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:35 am

Once again a fried onion....
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Sep 19, 2016 6:07 pm

Thinks the line "Ogres are like onions" means ogres go well with many meals.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
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My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:14 pm

Has definitely seen Shrek.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:30 am

Has seen shrek, but wanted to see Stark
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:42 am

Has seen many things, and many places, but surprisingly few cool rocks.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:00 pm

Doesn't know all rocks are mostly cool except lava that's hot stuff.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:57 pm

Is attracted to certain rocks. Has yet to admit he's magnetic.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:03 am

Tried to magnify magnetics by mixing magnets, mirrors and magnifying glass...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:31 am

Proved only the magnifying glass is needed.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:46 am

Needed glasses for better hearing through touch!
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Nov 27, 2016 7:48 pm

Sells flashlights shaped like people, marketed as Human Torch Merchandise.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:21 am

Shall thus be known as Mr fantastic idea!
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Thu Dec 01, 2016 7:18 am

Knows the Invisible Woman Artist, who draws only invisible women. Not much of a business, but there's a decent commission for clothing design.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sun Dec 18, 2016 2:46 am

Was bitten by an invisible waredog when he tried to pet it...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Dec 18, 2016 3:11 am

Is probably thinking of the weardog, which likes to wear things.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Mon Dec 19, 2016 3:37 pm

Found it!
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Dec 19, 2016 3:43 pm

Lost everything. Everything. He can't even check between the sofa cushions, because he lost the sofa.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:46 am

Is really lost...like no longer on any defined plane of existence lost...
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:52 pm

Is more like Survivor than Lost.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:24 pm

Once lost his survival guide in a library... Was not see for several months after that!!!
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sun Dec 25, 2016 9:02 am

Was formerly an Orangutan Librarian until he got lost and found himself here...
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:13 pm

Knows a spell for turning orangutan librarians into human librarians, but is trying to work out how to reverse the effect.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:18 pm

Is destined to marry a barbarian librarian...
Really...why are you reading this?

Eileen Ap'Fyretorr

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Dec 25, 2016 5:07 pm

Seems to believe anyone would be foolish enough to be unfaithful to the devil.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:27 pm

Has a delusional story about a delusional devil dog danser!
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