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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:21 pm

Is known for his skill with the Tommy Gun....
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:13 am

Was very disappointed to learn that isn't a gun which fires out people called Tommy.
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Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by friedkitty » Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:57 am

Brought a tomahawk to a tommy gun fight. And won.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:15 am

Brought a peregrine hawk to a whale fishing contest, won on speed and boldness alone!
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:40 am

Should know Peregrines are falcons, not hawks.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
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My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:42 pm

Owns the Maltese Falcon...he has it propping up his toilet...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:10 pm

Knows the only person more Maltese than Maltesers.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Sun May 01, 2016 12:24 am

Only eats candy that nobody else has heard of.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Sun May 01, 2016 12:33 am

once heard of a cat that no one had ever heard of, not that he has its not so sensational anymore, just the cat that at least one has heard of.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun May 01, 2016 1:50 am

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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
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My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Sun May 01, 2016 11:45 pm

Once, only once mind you, did a thing... A something....
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon May 02, 2016 12:40 am

Did a couple of things twice, and a few many times.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
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My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Mon May 02, 2016 4:11 am

He tried that one thing once...but she didn't like it and threw him into the Rancor pit again...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Mon May 02, 2016 4:30 am

Tried to anchor the rancor!
But the reptile was all to to vile,
So now he sleeps and Dlover weeps.
Quarg is no more will he gen an encore
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Mon May 02, 2016 9:59 am

Has not learned the immortality of the Quarg...
At least to attacks upon him in the Forums...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon May 02, 2016 6:30 pm

Is the most mortal immortal to travel through the immortal portal.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Tue May 03, 2016 6:52 am

Likes to talk about old doors.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Tue May 03, 2016 5:10 pm

Believes Mordor is actually a store which sells lots of doors.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Wed May 04, 2016 2:36 am

Investor and owner of MoreDoors'R Us. The ice-cream shop that sells speedboats....
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Wed May 04, 2016 3:16 am

Established Mr. Toy's Toyworld, and is, in fact, not Mr. Toy.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Thu May 05, 2016 6:33 am

Is claiming false advertising.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Thu May 05, 2016 8:44 pm

Has been found guilty of several crimes, including "Throwing angry geese at pedestrians."
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by friedkitty » Sat May 07, 2016 5:57 am

Was kicked out of a class action lawsuit because it was, in fact, a duck that hit them in the face.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sat May 07, 2016 6:31 am

Can't take part in any class action lawsuits because they didn't take the lawyer class at character creation.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Sat May 07, 2016 11:00 am

is one of the main characters at Count Strahd von Zarovich of Ravenloft's monthly games session "Roads and reality stars!" a D20 game about the adventures of misguided youngsters trying to party hard while on the road...
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