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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:27 pm

Makes the sea of tranquility not very tranquil.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Zathyr » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:34 pm

is a whaler on the moon.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:35 pm

Is a moon Orca...
Really...why are you reading this?

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:24 pm

Has a cool new avatar.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:03 pm

Needs a better keytar.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Zathyr » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:18 pm

pauses dramatically with dramatic paws.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:14 pm

Taught a foal to play Mozart so that he could call it Dramatic Paws, before realising horses don't have paws.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:23 pm

Disagrees with the teachings of Raptor Jesus.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:31 pm

Killed Mussolini.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:52 pm

Has a single triangle for both eyes.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:53 pm

Juggled to the moon.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:55 pm

Is the sole heir of the Sausage King of Chicago.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:57 pm

Has almost caught me in post count :paranoia:

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by mnementh » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:57 pm

Eats a LOT of sausage. ESPECIALLY for a penguin. :p

[EDIT] *Punts Dusk out of the way to this post makes sense*

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:58 pm

Got ninja'd. :oops:
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by mnementh » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:00 am

Got penguin.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:05 am

Abandoned his mustache.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:12 am

Thinks he's a walrus.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:16 am

Known he is a platypus.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:19 am

Haz wrong grammer make

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:27 am

Should be forgiving of tired people's grammar mistakes. :zzz:
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:28 am

Has blocks of butter for fingers.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:34 am

Wishes he was rounder.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:47 am

Wishes he was oblong.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:07 am

Should go to sleep so I can increase my post-count lead >:(

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