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Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:27 pm

Let's start over one more time.

Here's how it's played. You make an odd post about the person above you. For instance, I can say "the Gonk smilie is based on his life."
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Theonewhoisodd » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:36 pm

DAMNIT! This is MY trademark game! I'm gonna hurt both you and Quarg!
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by M0rtimer » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:49 pm

Has a spoon.

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Post by SamWiser » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:52 pm

Had his spoon stolen.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:53 pm

Spork!

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Post by SamWiser » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:56 pm

Was the creator of the dangerous spork cross-breed. Responsible for the spork massacre of '79.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Post by Theonewhoisodd » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:11 pm

Lies to himself
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Zathyr » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:22 pm

lies on himself.
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Post by Theonewhoisodd » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:23 pm

Is made of pasta
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by askstoomuch » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:23 pm

is the one again

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Post by SamWiser » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:24 pm

Created the "Lady and the Tramp" spaghetti kiss.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:29 pm

Tried to sell a penquin on penquin scene for Mary Poppins to Walt Disney...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:31 pm

Stole Mary Poppin's magic umbrella.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:55 pm

Starred in Toy Story 2...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by mnementh » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:35 pm

*Plays Dead*

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Post by Orga the Strange » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:54 pm

Has a black belt in dancing repetitively.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Wolfie » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:59 pm

Has a weird way of saying hello
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Post by Orga the Strange » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:06 pm

Has a strange way of saying hi.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:08 pm

Should not dis the Wolf
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Zathyr » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:08 pm

presents a strong Quargument.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:16 pm

Makes really bad puns.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:41 am

Is jealous of the puns.
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Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:45 am

Got into a car accident, and now can't make any puns at all.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:26 am

Sleeps with the fishes.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by mnementh » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:10 am

Got my goldfish pregnant.

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