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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by spiderwrangler » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:51 am

Gorbot wonders how Late is going to be the greatest killer when no shot he takes can ever miss.
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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by M0rtimer » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:52 am

Rat just nods and takes another sip.

He's already on the cart by the way. It'll be necessary, considering he's probably gonna knock himself out drinking all this booze...

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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by askstoomuch » Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:39 am

spiderwrangler wrote:Gorbot wonders how Late is going to be the greatest killer when no shot he takes can ever miss.
As the thought of Late crosses his mind his arm moves a few inches to the left and the wristbow takes aim. Before he can do anything a bolt shoots out hitting late in the chest dealing an almost letal wound (4 damage) late colapses on the floor of the cart gasping for air
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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by M0rtimer » Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:49 am

Rat considers saying something, then decides he'd rather not be next.

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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by thinkslogically » Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:59 am

Mac goes to help late, by scooping him over his shoulder and dumping him into the cart.

"Fuck me... We'll be dead in five minutes. Gorbot, fair warning but if you don't get that weapon under control I will cut your damn hand off."

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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by BadgeAddict » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:00 am

Late gasps for air... "A little...A little help here guys."

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Post by spiderwrangler » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:03 am

"Ah, shit! Sorry! I'm still getting used to this thing!"

Gorbot sits quietly, closing his eyes and working really hard not to think about any of his fellow gnomes... which is tough when someone starts threatening him. He sits on his hand.
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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by thinkslogically » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:13 am

ooc: now for god's sake don't shoot yourself in the ass!

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Post by spiderwrangler » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:16 am

ooc: definitely NOT thinking about my ass either!
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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by askstoomuch » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:21 am

I was gonna have you shoot yourself because you just though about yourself =)) im a cruel dm but not that bad
Just euhm yeah if it isnt obvious you are all cursed before it is now =)
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Post by spiderwrangler » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:28 am

Since he hasn't shot anyone recently, Gorbot cracks open his eyes and looks around for some cloth or a spare cloak, something he can wrap around his crossbow arm.
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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by askstoomuch » Fri Aug 12, 2016 1:09 pm

Turn 3

Gathered up on the cart together with a new ally who is slowly bleeding to death. The luckly not "late" late is dumped on the cart and helped by mac who stops the bleeding stablising him (2/5) many thoughts go to mac's mind, why did i sign up for this ? , will we even make it to the humans before we kill ourselfs, but the strongest thought harder to ignore then all the others is how much he wants to taste all the blood late just spilled

In the other side of the cart, which is quitly riding through one of the many paths going to through the encanted forest, next to a already tipsey rat. Gorbot is carefully wrapping his hand in old dirty rags hoping to disable his bow, it works, but only for a minute as several sharp blades stick out of the wrap ripping the cover to shreds.

After several hours riding.
They reach an opening in the woods, a small pond surrounded by some buches and a pine tree here and there.
The thing standing out is the fully made table, baloons and a large green cake.
In the middle of the pond is a what looks like a frog on a lone rock, it jumps up as it sees you arrive
Oh my god, I can't believe anybody would come !!!
The invitation was for hours ago but I'm really happy
Someone came !!!!
Hey guys you are like leprechauns, that is sooo cool !
My name is toad, the frog ! And it's my birthday !!
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Post by spiderwrangler » Fri Aug 12, 2016 1:22 pm

Gorbot hums really loudly to himself and tries to decide what animals the clouds look like.
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Post by Arch Lich Burns » Fri Aug 12, 2016 1:24 pm

Vyana flips off the chief as they leave with her skelly hand to make sure the reporters can see it. She is getting annoyed at the situation. "Oi Rat, ya need ta take a piss? Ya been sipping put of that thing for a while."

When they stop at a frog she mentally sighs. "It is about to get better! We are going to prank some humans! Wanna come?"

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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by thinkslogically » Fri Aug 12, 2016 1:30 pm

Mac stares at the talking frog, trying to decide if this is some
sort of magical aberration or a joke. The idea that a lonely frog might have thrown itself a birthday party for noone to come to is just a little too much to deal with after everything else that's happened today.

Instead, he let's someone else talk to the frog and concentrates on making late more comfortable while desperately pretending that the party isn't really happening.

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Post by M0rtimer » Fri Aug 12, 2016 2:27 pm

"Hmm... Yeah, I could probably take a piss." Rat says... As the magic of the anymug does its work, filling the cup with piss... And then the cursed part does it work, having him take a sip which he quickly tries to spit out.

After tossing out the rest, he decides to try and help Late a bit. A bit late perhaps, but better late than never. He does this by thinking of the strongest ale he's ever met- Taking a sip- Then using the rest to try and disinfect his wounds. It would probably sting a bit.

Finally, he turns to the frog.

"So... What's the cake made of?"

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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by Theis2 » Fri Aug 12, 2016 3:25 pm

spiderwrangler wrote:Gorbot hums really loudly to himself and tries to decide what animals the clouds look like.
The answer is that the cloud looks like a rat.. >:D

"We came here as soon as we saw the invite, we should really be near some human place right now, but we would much rather be at your party!"

Grot will push his way past the frog and go straight for the cake and eat some of it.
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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 2 (open for all)

Post by askstoomuch » Sun Aug 21, 2016 9:34 am

Turn 4

Ignoring the over excited toad for now Vyana decided to be rude instead to her fellow gnome before going off to the frog.
"Oi Rat, ya need ta take a piss? Ya been sipping out of that thing for a while."

"Hmm... Yeah, I could probably take a piss." Rat says... As the magic of the anymug does its work, filling the cup with piss... And then the cursed part does it work, having him take a sip which he quickly spits out.

After tossing out the rest, he decides to try and help Late a bit. A bit late perhaps, but better late than never. He does this by thinking of the strongest ale he's ever met- Taking a sip- Then using the rest to try and disinfect his wounds. It stings quite a bit but late feels a lot better after.

Vyana and Rat then turn to the frog.
She signs puts up a fake smile
"It is about to get better! We are going to prank some humans! Wanna come?"
You bet your ass I do !, whoooo I'm so excited !! Real goblins coming to my party what an honor ! So cool that you guys came !!@ I Invited everybody !! I didnt expect anybody to show up whoooo, lets get or party on first as the toad smashes a buttom like thing on an glowing wooden box, strange hammering sounds come out !

Gorbot hums ignoring the animal and tries to decide what animals the clouds look like.[/quote]

Finally, he turns to the frog.

"So... What's the cake made of? Rat asks looking at the giant green cake !
Before the frog can answer grot pushes his way past him and starts eating from it stuffing him self one mouthfull at a time.

"We came here as soon as we saw the invite, we should really be near some human place right now, but we would much rather be at your party!"
He says face and hand covered in cake, it taste like swamp but in a good way.

The frog jumps up and dances please my new friends have some food take a drink let us party, whoooooo im so excited lets goooooo whoooo party
He grabs vyama hands and start swinging her around in what must pass as a amphibian dance. Whooooooo baby this is living !!!!!

Mac just look on judging the enchanted toad and his weird behaviour
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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 4 (open for all)

Post by thinkslogically » Sun Aug 21, 2016 9:53 am

"We're gnomes you ignorant toad" Mac mumbles quietly to himself. He continues to wait until the rest of the party are ready and joins gorbot in pretending that none of this is happening.

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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 4 (open for all)

Post by spiderwrangler » Sun Aug 21, 2016 10:18 am

Gorbot thinks happy thoughts... thoughts that definitely have nothing to do with his fellow gnomes... oh, hey, that cloud looks like a chicken!
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Post by Arch Lich Burns » Sun Aug 21, 2016 12:12 pm

"Come n to the caravan! It will be fun!"

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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 4 (open for all)

Post by askstoomuch » Sun Aug 21, 2016 2:18 pm

spiderwrangler wrote:Gorbot thinks happy thoughts... thoughts that definitely have nothing to do with his fellow gnomes... oh, hey, that cloud looks like a chicken!
As the thought of chicken crosses his mind, his hand does the weird move thing again and a bolt shoots off high in the air
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Re: The Great Gnome Journey- turn 4 (open for all)

Post by thinkslogically » Sun Aug 21, 2016 2:32 pm

Mac sighs and watches the path of the arrow.

"What did you think about?"

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Post by M0rtimer » Sun Aug 21, 2016 2:47 pm

"Party sounds fun... But we're kind of on way to crash one! Nasty humans, you know what I'm saying..? Gonna mess them up. Make em weep tears!" Rat says... Consecutively forced to summon a cup of tears.

"...I'd say it tastes sweet, but turns out it's more like salty."

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Post by spiderwrangler » Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:06 pm

Gorbot rocks back and forth, making moaning sounds as he tries hard not to be able to tell who is asking him a question. "Uunnnghhh....ummmm.... grrrrr... chi... chicken...?"
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