LooksandSmiles you are banned for attempting to use an Ignore cannon without a proper license from a Mod or killing LookaMoose in a duel on the First Tuesday of the Month in the crypt of the U.S. Capital with an Advenger acting as your second.
This ban can be lifted by getting a written pardon signed by President Obama, The Pope, Vladamir Putin, Betty White, Carol Channing, Bruce Willis, Tom Sellek, and the Kwisatz Haderach. The pardon must be sent to Santa Claus with a 1,000,000,000 bitcoin processing fee at 1 Santa Claus Lane, 0000 North Pole, North Pole
The Banning Game
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Kelten
- Converses Frequently
- Posts: 702
- UStream Username: Kelten
Re: The Banning Game
Quarg, you are herby banned for using comas in the binary number 512.
Santa demands that you be a good boy all year for the misconduct to be forgiven.
Santa demands that you be a good boy all year for the misconduct to be forgiven.
Click here if you want to beat me up!
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friedkitty
- Voices Opinions
- Posts: 492
Re: The Banning Game
Kelten,
You are not, I suspect, a licensed medical practitoner. Therefore I do not believe you have the requisite experience to determine if someone is putting someone in a coma correctly or not. In addition, it could be very offensive to someone who is in a coma to hear you speakso cavalierly about it. I'm afraid you must be banned until you have slept 48 hours straight to think about your misdeeds.
**listens to whispers from other forumites**
OH! They meant commas! . In that case you must eat 50 bags of m&m's so you won't forget your spelling next time.
You are not, I suspect, a licensed medical practitoner. Therefore I do not believe you have the requisite experience to determine if someone is putting someone in a coma correctly or not. In addition, it could be very offensive to someone who is in a coma to hear you speakso cavalierly about it. I'm afraid you must be banned until you have slept 48 hours straight to think about your misdeeds.
**listens to whispers from other forumites**
OH! They meant commas! . In that case you must eat 50 bags of m&m's so you won't forget your spelling next time.
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Quarg
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- Posts: 5400
Re: The Banning Game
Friedkitty,
You have been banned due to your banning of the Soul Master Kelten who shall not be banned because he holds Thunt's soul due to a bad bet on the Canadian Republican Vote of 2012. As such you are Banned until you pay Kelten one soul, preferably only slightly sullied by a teenage girl.
You have been banned due to your banning of the Soul Master Kelten who shall not be banned because he holds Thunt's soul due to a bad bet on the Canadian Republican Vote of 2012. As such you are Banned until you pay Kelten one soul, preferably only slightly sullied by a teenage girl.
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Earthen
- Pipes Up Sometimes
- Posts: 187
- UStream Username: Earthen_
- Location: Texas
Re: The Banning Game
Quarg,
You are banned for daring to suggest that human souls can be exchanged like a form of currency. To atone for this brazen act of infidelity and win back your posting privileges, you must scrub the entire floor of this forum with a toothbrush. I want that Spanish tile to sparkle.
You are banned for daring to suggest that human souls can be exchanged like a form of currency. To atone for this brazen act of infidelity and win back your posting privileges, you must scrub the entire floor of this forum with a toothbrush. I want that Spanish tile to sparkle.
We're all mad here.
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Kelten
- Converses Frequently
- Posts: 702
- UStream Username: Kelten
Re: The Banning Game
Earthen,
You are banned for the provocative garment worn by your avatar.
For the ban to be lifted all avatar clothing must be fully removed, and banned.
Your avatar soul will also be confiscated by celten. Thank you, come again!
You are banned for the provocative garment worn by your avatar.
For the ban to be lifted all avatar clothing must be fully removed, and banned.
Your avatar soul will also be confiscated by celten. Thank you, come again!
Click here if you want to beat me up!
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blueEyes
- Mumbles Incoherently
- Posts: 14
- UStream Username: dellyn
Re: The Banning Game
Kelten,
You are banned for not drinking your tea at English teatime precisely.
This ban can only be revoked by you personally apologizing to the Queen of England.
You are banned for not drinking your tea at English teatime precisely.
This ban can only be revoked by you personally apologizing to the Queen of England.
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Quarg
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- Posts: 5400
Re: The Banning Game
BlueEyes,
You are banned for:
A) Banning without a Banning License
B) Failing to fill out a form T-798 Ban Implementation Form and Tea Questionnaire
C) For invoking reference to the Queen of England without demanding a KBE for Thunt
You are hereby banned until
You have relocated Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill
And made Macbeth Thane of Cawdor and Thane of Glamis
You are banned for:
A) Banning without a Banning License
B) Failing to fill out a form T-798 Ban Implementation Form and Tea Questionnaire
C) For invoking reference to the Queen of England without demanding a KBE for Thunt
You are hereby banned until
You have relocated Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill
And made Macbeth Thane of Cawdor and Thane of Glamis