ForgetsHisUID wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:59 am
I like the idea that Trolls isn't actually there to test them, but to help them find their true selves.
BUT, on the off chance that, being a Lawful angel, she's telling the truth, and she is contractually obligated to kill Complains - or, TRY to kill him. But, what if Complains 'wins' the battle, and 'defeats' Trolls? Then, perhaps, the contract would allow her to be 'forced' to send Complains back?
Trolls: Ok, we're fighting, I guess.. you don't actually think you stand a chance, do you?
Complains: RAAAAH KILL YOU!
Trolls: Aww, look, he's raging! That's sooo cuuuute!! *effortlessly parries each stroke* Hmmm...
Complains: DIE DIE DIEDIEDIE!!!
*Trolls lets a blow through, tilting her head in so it cuts the tip of her horn off*
Trolls: *dramatic gasp* OH WOE! MY HORN! I AM UNDONE!! *melodramatically collapses*
Complains: DI- Huh?
Trolls: *dramatically gesturing* YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME, OH MIGHTY WARRIOR!! SPARE MY LIFE, AND I SHALL GRANT YOU A BOON!!
Complains: Uh, you're not even blee-
Trolls: ANY BOON YOU DESIRE, EVEN SENDING YOU BACK TO YOUR FRIENDS
(playalongyoutwitifoundaloophole), ONLY SPARE MY LIFE!!
Complains: Oh, uh, ok, send me back, then?
Trolls: OH THANK YOU MIGHTY WARRIOR!! TAKE YOUR TROPHY AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE!!
Complains: ...uh... trophy?
*Trolls rolls her eyes, nods towards the severed tip of her horn*
Complains: Oh! *grabs horn, Trolls throws left lever*
Trolls: *sigh* Thought he'd never figure it out...
EPILOGUE: Realized this story only makes Gellin's nickname more fitting...