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Turn 42


"Yes, well... Erm... We would like a reward, that would be lovely. And hello to you madam, congratulations on your wedding day. In fact if I could just have a moment of your time, I'd really like to talk to you...you know, girl stuff, away from these boys. Why don't we leave your husband and my companion to talk business and we'll have a chat?"

"Ah so your a female badger I'm quite sure were not leaving the room that ladder looks dangerous...being all bendy and shaz."
"Sweet-um she not a badger she a goblin like me... A cute one in fact... come over here"
All approaches and suddenly gets hauled inside the curtains and sees a very wide eyed goblin now covering herself with the sheets.

Outside the curtain.

How did you rescue awesome and from whom?
"Ah rescued awesome from some smucked arranged clan marriage all bah my self, had this rope you see really really thick but only bout an inch in length, through it straight up to her room and bam into da darkness..dropped me firebottles tho...you a funny eggplant you...do you want some cake... here eat some cake... Thats a nice shield by the way...looks familiar tho....
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Stats & Loot

.[tabs: Schnitzel(LEFT) ]
ATT: 1
DEF: 1
HP: 1/5

ITEMS:

3 flint round stones
Tentacle piece.

[tabs: First of All ]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1
HP: 3/5

ITEMS:
steel knife (+1 ATT)
sword (+1ATT)
A crossbow
5 bolts carefully wrapped in cloth,
20gp,
circular red gem,
flame shaped gem x2
1 potion of shrink
1 healing potion
cloth.
2 dress bag
tequilla


[tabs:Steals the tequilla]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1 (3)
HP: 4/5

ITEMS:
Spear (+1 ATT)
Shield (+1 def)
old leather armour (+1 Def), wearing
9gp
4 keys on a ring
flame shaped gem
notes (from turn 29 and 30)
Pouch of holding
---Book on how to have a good marriage
---tin of delicious sweet
---5 coloured mushrooms
----a bottle of rum (with a note saying -Coz it your favorite)
-a voucher from Frankies Furniture for 50%
-a wand of unknown use (tho it has a flame symbol on it.)
-and a pair of ear rings.[/tabs]

"Er, hi! So I'll get straight to the point: do you want to be here? Also, is that guy always like that, or has he been drinking your wedding presents?"

"Good shields look alike, that's how you know they are good. And I would love to have a piece of cake. But the groom should always have the first piece. if anyone else took a piece before the groom, that would just be wrong." (it looks like there haven't been taken anything of it yet)

Turn 43

"Er, hi! So I'll get straight to the point: do you want to be here? Also, is that guy always like that, or has he been drinking your wedding presents?"
"Why of course I want to be here, I've been seeing Blye for months now, and no we like to indulge on occasions but he has had more than his normal amount on the mushrooms tonight...wait why are you asking me...Oh i get it you weren't here to return his air loom family ring... you're here on behalf of Gary... my arranged...I bet he couldn't take rejection and he has asked to rescue me, I think you should go quickly before Blye works it out."

outside the curtain

"Good shields look alike, that's how you know they are good. And I would love to have a piece of cake. But the groom should always have the first piece. if anyone else took a piece before the groom, that would just be wrong."

Your right there little veggy, I am kinda hungry and i'm not particularly in the mood more for mushrooms or eggplant
He cuts a piece for himself and starts eating it. He then starts cutting one piece for you, but accidentally drops the knife and you look to see what happened but get the full glance of his arse as he bends down to pick it up. He proceeds as if nothing has happened and offer you the cake.

"You know that armour and spear you have look familiar too.
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Stats & Loot

.[tabs: Schnitzel(LEFT) ]
ATT: 1
DEF: 1
HP: 1/5

ITEMS:

3 flint round stones
Tentacle piece.

[tabs: First of All ]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1
HP: 3/5

ITEMS:
steel knife (+1 ATT)
sword (+1ATT)
A crossbow
5 bolts carefully wrapped in cloth,
20gp,
circular red gem,
flame shaped gem x2
1 potion of shrink
1 healing potion
cloth.
2 dress bag
tequilla


[tabs:Steals the tequilla]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1 (3)
HP: 4/5

ITEMS:
Spear (+1 ATT)
Shield (+1 def)
old leather armour (+1 Def), wearing
9gp
4 keys on a ring
flame shaped gem
notes (from turn 29 and 30)
Pouch of holding
---Book on how to have a good marriage
---tin of delicious sweet
---5 coloured mushrooms
----a bottle of rum (with a note saying -Coz it your favorite)
-a voucher from Frankies Furniture for 50%
-a wand of unknown use (tho it has a flame symbol on it.)
-and a pair of ear rings.[/tabs]

"Just checking! I don't want to disturb the happy couple, but I had to make sure you weren't actually kidnapped. We'll leave you two alone now. Oh by the way, before we go, do you know anything about that spotty goblin downstairs?"

Turn 44

"Just checking! I don't want to disturb the happy couple, but I had to make sure you weren't actually kidnapped. We'll leave you two alone now. Oh by the way, before we go, do you know anything about that spotty goblin downstairs?"

" The goblin downstairs...Ah yes she was a present from one of Bloodeyes, friends but cant really say much other than that, she kind of creeps me out a little. I know if you ask to take her with you that'd solve your reward and your'd rescue some one"

outside the curtain

They do? Must be a coincidence or the same crafter or someone who learned from the same person, but more importantly.. I think we were disturbing you in something, so we should let you get back to that as soon as possible. Wouldn't want to keep the lady waiting for too long.

"HEY! Mud-HunnyBun you done with your badger in there yet I wanna get back to fun time! So what is your reward little eggy, got some mayonnaise that would suit you.

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Stats & Loot

.[tabs: Schnitzel(LEFT) ]
ATT: 1
DEF: 1
HP: 1/5

ITEMS:

3 flint round stones
Tentacle piece.

[tabs: First of All ]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1
HP: 3/5

ITEMS:
steel knife (+1 ATT)
sword (+1ATT)
A crossbow
5 bolts carefully wrapped in cloth,
20gp,
circular red gem,
flame shaped gem x2
1 potion of shrink
1 healing potion
cloth.
2 dress bag
tequilla


[tabs:Steals the tequilla]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1 (3)
HP: 4/5

ITEMS:
Spear (+1 ATT)
Shield (+1 def)
old leather armour (+1 Def), wearing
9gp
4 keys on a ring
flame shaped gem
notes (from turn 29 and 30)
Pouch of holding
---Book on how to have a good marriage
---tin of delicious sweet
---5 coloured mushrooms
----a bottle of rum (with a note saying -Coz it your favorite)
-a voucher from Frankies Furniture for 50%
-a wand of unknown use (tho it has a flame symbol on it.)
-and a pair of ear rings.[/tabs]
[/quote]

"Alright, well, congratulations again, and sorry to have interrupted you."

All will climb back out of the curtains.

"Hello again! All finished. If we could just get that reward you mentioned, we will be on our way. Perhaps something from that fine looking chest there? Your decision of course."

Steals nods and gets ready exit the cave.

Turn 45

"Alright, well, congratulations again, and sorry to have interrupted you."

"Hello again! All finished. If we could just get that reward you mentioned, we will be on our way. Perhaps something from that fine looking chest there? Your decision of course."

Bloodeye heads over to the chest and unlocks it using some mix of words and hand motions and then starts to rummage through the chest
Hmmm lets see here....For the eggplant....how about a guide to mushrooms to better know your neighbours and as everyone knows badgers love fire here a bottle of fire. now begone with you both i want to get back to awesomeness and tell Harry to make sure not to let anymore creatures or fruits in here will you. Guess just saying don't any body in here wasn't clear for him."

you both start to leave.
Well i guess that's nearly about the end guys was there anything you wanted else you wanted to do before leaving the quest?

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Stats & Loot

.[tabs: Schnitzel(LEFT) ]
ATT: 1
DEF: 1
HP: 1/5

ITEMS:

3 flint round stones
Tentacle piece.

[tabs: First of All ]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1
HP: 3/5

ITEMS:
steel knife (+1 ATT)
sword (+1ATT)
A crossbow
5 bolts carefully wrapped in cloth,
20gp,
circular red gem,
flame shaped gem x2
1 potion of shrink
1 healing potion
cloth.
2 dress bag
tequilla
Bottle of alchemist fire (1 use only +4 Attack)


[tabs:Steals the tequilla]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1 (3)
HP: 4/5

ITEMS:
Spear (+1 ATT)
Shield (+1 def)
old leather armour (+1 Def), wearing
9gp
4 keys on a ring
flame shaped gem
notes (from turn 29 and 30)

Pouch of holding
---Book on how to have a good marriage
---tin of delicious sweets
---5 coloured mushrooms (now explained due to guide....)
Guide to mushrooms
- green with white spots - heals a simple illnesses
- red with a purple edge - +1 attack for 3 round
- Brown with darker brown rings - +1 defense for 3 rounds
- white with black and red stripes - heals 1 hp
- yellow with silver specks - gets you really really high and you may see things.
----a bottle of rum (with a note saying -Coz it your favorite)
-a voucher from Frankies Furniture for 50%
-a wand of unknown use (tho it has a flame symbol on it.)
-and a pair of ear rings.[/tabs]

All will thank the bugbear and leave via the ladder, taking the bag of loot when she gets to the top.

"Steals, here is your tequila! We should probably let that goblin loose, I bet one of your keys will free her. I wonder why she's all spotty though... maybe she has some kind of disease. We should be careful in case she's contagious."

(I'm curious, what is the thing drawn on the floor near the bed? I can't decide what it is! I basically want to take everything that isn't nailed down on the way out, and give the red goblin a way of escaping - either the key, or the shrink potion.)

Steals follows Alls out and thanks bloodeye and gives alls the keys once out of the room

It was suppose to be the pile of clothes hastily strewn about..

The keys will work on the manacles of the spotty goblin on your way out so i can suppose you add manacles to your list of loot.
As for taking everything not nailed down you have most things already , tho i just remembered the fishing rod is still in the cave if you wanted that too.

Grabbing those too

But I think we are ready to be leaving after freeing the goblin and getting the fishing rod

Yes, as long as we haven't forgotten any of the things we've gathered, then we'll head back home before Bloodeye notices we've ransacked his house, and we can let the spotty goblin go on her way. All will ask how she managed to get captured and where she's from (although Awesome told her she was a wedding present, All still wants to know more about her.)

We can split the loot back at the tavern.

grabbing the strewn clothes...so the wedding dress and bugbear breeches and shirt lol ok.

The spotty goblin thanks you, asks to journey back with you to be safe.
She tells you a little about herself on the way. One of the not so smart hobgoblin guards had heard bloodeye was going to steal a bride to be so had the thought he must like stolen brides to be and hence stole one for him as a present. She is supposed to be married in about a weeks time to a goblin called Hudson, but after being in that dungeon she knows she now looks ugly from whatever is she has and is afraid he won't want to marry her. Her name is Crimson.

Final loot list
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Stats & Loot

.[tabs: First of All ]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1
HP: 3/5

ITEMS:
steel knife (+1 ATT)
sword (+1ATT)
A crossbow
5 crossbow bolts (+1ATT)
flame shaped gem x2 (helps get past strangle mold)
1 potion of shrink
1 healing potion
piece of cloth.
2 dresses currently a bag
wedding dress
bugbear breeches and shirt
fishing rod
Bottle of alchemist fire (1 use only +4 Attack)
goblin sized manacles with keys
20gp,
circular red gem (worth 5gp)

[tabs:Steals the tequilla]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1 (3)
HP: 4/5

ITEMS:
Spear (+1 ATT)
Shield (+1 def)
old leather armour (+1 Def)
flame shaped gem (helps get past strangle mold)
notes (from turn 29 and 30)
Pouch of holding
---Book on how to have a good marriage
---tin of delicious sweets
---5 coloured mushrooms (now explained due to guide....)
Guide to mushrooms
- green with white spots - heals a simple illnesses
- red with a purple edge - +1 attack for 3 round
- Brown with darker brown rings - +1 defense for 3 rounds
- white with black and red stripes - heals 1 hp
- yellow with silver specks - gets you really really high and you may see things.
----a bottle of rum (with a note saying -Coz it your favorite)
-- bottle of tequilla
-a voucher from Frankies Furniture for 50%
-a wand of unknown use (tho it has a flame symbol on it.)
-and a pair of ear rings.
9gp[/tabs]

Should we be nice to Crimson and give her the healing mushroom in the hopes it will fix her spotty spots? And I guess, the dress and the book on how to have a good marriage, since neither of us are planning on a wedding any time soon? Up to you, Theis.

Sure, let her have it

On the journey back then you notice her spots clear all up and she leaves thanks you you both greatly but with no reward other than her thanks, just before you enter the inn.

Quest ENDED

you even just have time to sign up for badges new quest.

Trying to list up the items into categories to look at how we split it between us I don't really have a suggestion of how to split it up after weapons and defense

I don't think Crossbow and Shield together is very effective, you can't use both because crossbow is usually two handed. Its up to the GM though, it doesn't technically say two-handed. I'd quite like to keep the sword and dagger combo, so if you want Spear and Shield and Crossbow, then can I have the wand so we've each got a ranged weapon?

Healing potion, shrink potion, alchemist's fire and mushrooms: which two do you want? Or do you want to trade away the mushrooms?

Pouch of holding: don't mind who gets it but we should keep it rather than sell it.

When it comes to the assorted trade goods, shall we agree to sell them and split the gold? Eg sweets, dresses, manacles - it seems fairest to sell what we don't want and then split the cash from them. I'd like to keep the fishing rod and you want the tequila, but I'm happy selling the rest to a trader.

(Edit: Patdragon, do you play KOL, or are the bugbear breeches just a coincidence?)

In this case a coincidence as i've not been KOL for maybe 10 years or so...

As for gear just confirm what you're giving to Crimson. the wedding book, the wedding dress, the green mushroom correct.

I think that's a nice compensation for being kidnapped and locked up, as long as Theis agrees that she can have the things. She can come back to the tavern with us if she wants to, as well, if she doesn't want to go home yet.