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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Zathyr » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:10 am

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:40 am

Behold, the power of the pawpaw fruit!
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Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:56 am

Escaped from a minimum security psychiatric hospital, using three peanuts and a pack of rabid dogs.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Orga the Strange » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:13 am

Finds it hilarious, because he could escape from a maximum security psych ward with half a pecan and an ill-tempered Chihuahua.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Wolfie » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:35 am

Underestimates the power of an ill-tempered Chihuahua in small rooms full of people.
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)

"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:37 am

Disagrees with her food.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:52 am

Is convinced you should always play with your food.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Wolfie » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:12 am

Knows the merits of playing with food first... it keeps them tired
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)

"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher

"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by lingrem » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:25 am

fell into a tub full of orange paint.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Wolfie » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:33 am

Is only jealous because her tub of paint was hot pink
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)

"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher

"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by I'mBob » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:58 am

Is in love with Ace of spades.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:01 am

Pissed off the Jack of Spades. Didn't live very long after that.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by mnementh » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:11 am

Actually Does "Know Jack", apparently.


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Re: Odd Statements

Post by I'mBob » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:26 am

Is the nemesis of the king of hearts.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Theonewhoisodd » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:19 pm

Is a hipster
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Wolfie » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:21 pm

is a shoulder-ster
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)

"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher

"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by I'mBob » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:23 pm

Is a red muffin.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Zathyr » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:56 pm

is the little brother of a bigger Bob.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Wolfie » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:21 pm

Is the second cousin of a seventh cousin's uncle John, who is also somehow your own brother
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)

"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher

"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:23 pm

Doesn't understand how family trees work.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by I'mBob » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:23 pm

Was bitten by a radioactive wolf.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Wolfie » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:27 pm

Likes to taunt wild animals with molasses and feathers
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"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)

"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher

"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by WastesTime » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:45 pm

Quickly jumps over rooftops when faced with a random encounter "Ninja Pugs From Outer Space"
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Wolfie » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:51 pm

Likes shiny blue objects that randomly appear from beneath couch cushions
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)

"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher

"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Zathyr » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:02 pm

polishes smurfs.
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