Odd Statements
- Zathyr
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counts posts to fall asleep.
And always make sure your dragons are happy little dragons.
- Dlover
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- Location: Somewhere. Probably.
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Behold, the power of the pawpaw fruit!
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
- Dusk9
- Games Moderator
- Posts: 8012
- Location: Somewhere in the British Isles (exact location unknown).
Re: Odd Statements
Escaped from a minimum security psychiatric hospital, using three peanuts and a pack of rabid dogs.
- Orga the Strange
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Finds it hilarious, because he could escape from a maximum security psych ward with half a pecan and an ill-tempered Chihuahua.
- Wolfie
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- UStream Username: Wolfie213
- Location: In a handbasket on a bus... and it's hot
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Underestimates the power of an ill-tempered Chihuahua in small rooms full of people.
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
- Dusk9
- Games Moderator
- Posts: 8012
- Location: Somewhere in the British Isles (exact location unknown).
Re: Odd Statements
Disagrees with her food.
- Dlover
- Game Master
- Posts: 14130
- Location: Somewhere. Probably.
Re: Odd Statements
Is convinced you should always play with your food.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
- Wolfie
- She Who Admins
- Posts: 3472
- UStream Username: Wolfie213
- Location: In a handbasket on a bus... and it's hot
Re: Odd Statements
Knows the merits of playing with food first... it keeps them tired
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
- Wolfie
- She Who Admins
- Posts: 3472
- UStream Username: Wolfie213
- Location: In a handbasket on a bus... and it's hot
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Is only jealous because her tub of paint was hot pink
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
- I'mBob
- Game Master
- Posts: 2102
- Location: The Holy Land
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Is in love with Ace of spades.
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- Dusk9
- Games Moderator
- Posts: 8012
- Location: Somewhere in the British Isles (exact location unknown).
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Pissed off the Jack of Spades. Didn't live very long after that.
- mnementh
- Former Mod
- Posts: 1108
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Actually Does "Know Jack", apparently.
mnem
I met him in a tavern in Barbados...
mnem
I met him in a tavern in Barbados...
- I'mBob
- Game Master
- Posts: 2102
- Location: The Holy Land
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Is the nemesis of the king of hearts.
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Is a hipster
- Wolfie
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- Posts: 3472
- UStream Username: Wolfie213
- Location: In a handbasket on a bus... and it's hot
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is a shoulder-ster
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
- Zathyr
- Smiths Silly Smiles
- Posts: 3199
- UStream Username: Zathyr
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is the little brother of a bigger Bob.
And always make sure your dragons are happy little dragons.
- Wolfie
- She Who Admins
- Posts: 3472
- UStream Username: Wolfie213
- Location: In a handbasket on a bus... and it's hot
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Is the second cousin of a seventh cousin's uncle John, who is also somehow your own brother
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
- Dusk9
- Games Moderator
- Posts: 8012
- Location: Somewhere in the British Isles (exact location unknown).
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Doesn't understand how family trees work.
- I'mBob
- Game Master
- Posts: 2102
- Location: The Holy Land
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Was bitten by a radioactive wolf.
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- Wolfie
- She Who Admins
- Posts: 3472
- UStream Username: Wolfie213
- Location: In a handbasket on a bus... and it's hot
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Likes to taunt wild animals with molasses and feathers
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"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
- WastesTime
- Is Heard Often
- Posts: 365
- Location: Bochnia, Poland
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Quickly jumps over rooftops when faced with a random encounter "Ninja Pugs From Outer Space"
"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"
- Wolfie
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- Posts: 3472
- UStream Username: Wolfie213
- Location: In a handbasket on a bus... and it's hot
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Likes shiny blue objects that randomly appear from beneath couch cushions
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin