*Edit, I move my own post down here and deleted the other to allow for Chucks story to fit
Feces of Ramses The dinosaur riding space lord!
Sorry high judge! Henry Hysteria Hanson also of the Harrington's Huffy Historians here.
Pardon my language, but what Mr. I. M. Late is saying is utterly nonsense, and sadly my esteemed colleague Mr. H.Hagglehoff is also a bit off and not referring to any truth, but his little fairy tale is with the best intentions I am sure. But I will ask for this case to be closed on the fact that there is no case at all.
Trough my forty three years as a historian I have found so absolutely no proves that any time travel have ever occurred! and as such, the Templeton's Tenacious Time Travellers cannot be loosing any income on a job that cannot have had any in the first place!
To prove my point I will try to convince the honored judge by giving examples.
Example one, in our diggings around the pyramids in Egypt we found a 4800 year old super computer, and looking trough it it has no mention of time travels what so ever, not even in its archives of the twenty first, twenty second and twenty third century! We find it that when the Egyptians had so advanced machinery and have not recorded anything on time travels, there simply cannot have been any time traveling occurring at all.
another example, When the Nazis tried to conquer the Mayan moon empire during the great space war of 1252, don't you find it a bid odd, that if the time travel was possible, why did the world war II Nazies not send help to their friends? If they had won the moon back then I'm sure the outcome of WWII would not have ended in Hungary taking over all of Europe and force der F├â•hrer, aka "The king" aka "Elvis" to seek asylum in Hollywood new holland?
I find it unlikely that not one single find through history in any ways points to the existence of time travel, and even with the few things that may if one is really willing and twisting a few facts be interpenetrated as a find I can just as one of my coleuses said.. a doctor I think, but do not remember who he was ÔÇ£Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, youÔÇÖre busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.ÔÇØ and any true historian is always busy!
I... do not remember what it was I wanted to prove with that last thing...
Sorry your honor!