Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Warning. Warning. Insufficient power in grid initiating emergency wake up.
Warning warning, insufficient power in grid. Initiating emergency wake up.
Warning. Warning Insufficient power and unlivable environment. Initiating deep sleep procedure.
Warning. Warning Insufficient power and unlivable environment. Initiating deep sleep procedure.
Beeeeeeeeep.
This concludes the test.
Thank you for precipitating in the safe statis. Safe statis the one you can trust.
Warning, Safe Statis is not actually safe. It has been proven to potentially cause: coughing, vomiting, diarrhea, diabetes, amnesia, dysentery, leukemia, cancer, bad breath, mold, sneezing, allergies, laser vision, does not actually cause laser vision, internal bleeding, death, chocking, erectile dysfunction, severe case of not giving a damn, dizziness, nausea, tiredness, insomnia, trouble breathing, trouble swallowing, laziness, inability to eat, rabies, bubonic plague, headaches, filter, forced to repeat yourself, forced to repeat yourself, forced to repeat yourself, obsessive compulsive disorder, redness, rashes, bedsores, growing long nails, itchiness, leaking of fluids, purple flying monkeys, hallucinations, depression, mania, psychopathy, peeing blood, vomiting blood, inability to eat vegetables, glowing, fungus, mold, athlete's foot, irritability, stroke, heart attack, infections, inability to speak, inability to walk, paralysis, coma, stunted growth, calcium deficiency, weak bone structure, aching back, tore ligaments, muscle spasms, epilepsy, discomfort, brain freeze, lock jaw and other assorted side effects.
Now, go into the statis pod and relax. Think of nothing as smooth Jazz plays and fades to nothing and sleep."
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You hear a female voice "Homo Saphien: un o prim do Homo Dues n Homo Neotox. Do barb o prim causk fin do Homo Saphien, causk de terr y devis. Fina knowle prim in fiv ni tri dos. Es prim un statis un de dos quad cent. Es prim Homo Saphien woak a la anne tyempo."
You then hear a familiar recorded voice. "Test subjects it is the end of the statis period, it is time to wake up."
When you wake up you are blinded by many lights. You see a mass blurred crowd of people. The first faces you see are different than any human you have seen, with larger eyes, smaller noses, thinner mouths and smaller ears. Some of the faces in the crowd are obscured as if they are wearing masks.
When the pods open you hear them yelling in excitement. The closest people rush to your area and many take holographic photos. Some others, notably the smaller ones make monkey and fish faces toward you.