Better than me.Theis2 wrote:Today Wears and I learned that Ask once were going out with his friend who decided to force Ask drunk, but he decided he wouldn't do that so he went home with his bike and a friends bike, was stopped by a policeman asking about why he had two bikes. Ask decides that it's a great idea to say he wouldn't steal a bike that ugly. He smelled of alcohol so he was forced to blow in an alcometer to prove he wasn't drunk which he wasn't. He got home and discovered he locked himself out. He then decided to try break into the house by climbing over the garrage to get inside of the house area so he could enter his home. He obviously couldn't do that, so he went of and got a trash can he could climb, but even that was too large for him so he used a bike to get up on that and still failed at getting in. So he had to deliver the trash can back and get back to his friend to borrow a key. On the way there he met a homeless guy who kept telling him that he owed him money and pushed him a bit so Ask decided to punch him in anger which could have ended quite badly for Ask, but luckily the homeless person left him alone after that. Luckily he found his friends and got a key home and had time for a whole 2 hours of sleep before he had to go to school xD
Something very similar, but somebody saw me trying to get into my own house (our neighbour) and called the police.
Want to guess which two officers were sent to check me out?
But then, my friend was happy that the police picked him up to check out my story at the police station....
*shutting up now*