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Post by Krulle » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:02 am

Theis2 wrote:Today Wears and I learned that Ask once were going out with his friend who decided to force Ask drunk, but he decided he wouldn't do that so he went home with his bike and a friends bike, was stopped by a policeman asking about why he had two bikes. Ask decides that it's a great idea to say he wouldn't steal a bike that ugly. He smelled of alcohol so he was forced to blow in an alcometer to prove he wasn't drunk which he wasn't. He got home and discovered he locked himself out. He then decided to try break into the house by climbing over the garrage to get inside of the house area so he could enter his home. He obviously couldn't do that, so he went of and got a trash can he could climb, but even that was too large for him so he used a bike to get up on that and still failed at getting in. So he had to deliver the trash can back and get back to his friend to borrow a key. On the way there he met a homeless guy who kept telling him that he owed him money and pushed him a bit so Ask decided to punch him in anger which could have ended quite badly for Ask, but luckily the homeless person left him alone after that. Luckily he found his friends and got a key home and had time for a whole 2 hours of sleep before he had to go to school xD
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Something very similar, but somebody saw me trying to get into my own house (our neighbour) and called the police.
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But then, my friend was happy that the police picked him up to check out my story at the police station....

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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by Theis2 » Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:03 pm

So Ask accidently ordered an ale at the dinner, and we kinda pressured him to buy a cider afterwards.. Never have I seen anyone with that weak of an alcohol tolerance xD

And during one of his adventures in his life before london he managed to almost flush his pants and shirt out of the toilet. In an effort to save the situation he ended up ripping the pants and flooding the floor.. xD
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by WearsHats » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:09 pm

Today I learned that Lin hates being punked, but is quite willing to instigate it against someone else. (I've found that I'm just generally uncomfortable about it. On the one hand, I don't like seeing people hurt. On the other hand, I don't want to ruin other people's fun when there's really no lasting damage being done.)

But I've been having a lot of fun this trip. The best times have just been sitting around with everyone chatting and telling stories (with London providing a charming backdrop). We've got an awesome group. We should do this more often. In different places, so we can get different people in. And see new places.

Now if only I could get back to sleep...
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by askstoomuch » Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:24 pm

i wasnt drunk....
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by WearsHats » Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:20 am

You were drunk.

(Not as drunk as they wanted you to think you were, but you were drunk.)
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by lingrem » Sat Aug 09, 2014 1:07 am

He was definitely drunk. We have a lot of funny stories given to us by Asks. Unfortunately I've been really busy with my VISA deal and haven't been on here to update anything!!!! I am passing the story-telling torch to Theis.
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Post by Theis2 » Sat Aug 09, 2014 1:50 am

I dropped the torch
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Post by spiderwrangler » Sat Aug 09, 2014 5:30 am

Careful, don't set the drapes on fire.
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Post by Synch » Sat Aug 09, 2014 5:33 am

Do the drapes match the carpet?
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Post by Krulle » Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:38 pm

Yes. Both are charred black....
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by lingrem » Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:08 pm

So.... The list of Goblinites who have now came:

- Me
- Askstoomuch
- Theis2
- GathersIngredients
- WearsHats
- JibJib
- nikohl
- Quarg.

I would like to state here and now that these people absolutely rock! It has been a hilarious week and quite frankly by the time we get home I'm too tired to post things. We've done a lot of "tourist" things that have turned into "let's just sit here and shoot the shit".

And we take a LOT of ridiculous photos of ourselves. Yes, we are camerawhores.

We got Asks drunk tonight. At lunch he had a pint of London Pride Ale, a few hours later at supper he had a cider, 3 shots of vodka, 2 jagerbombs, and he finished Quarg's drink after he informed Quarg that Americans are wasteful. Yes. Yes he did go there. He also told Theis the following "You can't touch my boobies! You have to at least buy me dinner first!"

You all really need to ask Asks about his various adventures. They're hilarious. He is the funniest person!

We got to have a big old chat with Thunt last night. It was absolutely awesome!!!!!! We all had a great time and there was looooads of laughter. :)

It's been a bit surreal for all of us to meet each other, but it's been a really pleasant surprise with how well we get along (well, really, Theis and I seem to take the mickey out of each other all the time, but that's just because we have cruel senses of humour). It really doesn't feel like we've just met, because technically we have although some of us have really known each other for ages. So it's going great!
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by Jibjib » Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:22 pm

Yes, we are camerawhores.
Can confirm :P

This trip has been so freaking great guys, cheers for the whole time :)
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Post by Guus » Sat Aug 09, 2014 5:45 pm

It's good to hear you're having so much fun together, and it's great to read the updates :D
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by Quarg » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:49 am

So apparently everyone else stayed up late after we left the pub...

And Asks is slated to be weaponized to create a Neo Viking Empire...

I wonder when MI-5 will step in?
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by lingrem » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:01 am

Well, Theis and I stayed up late. I was dealing with photos, although somehow didn't put the new ones onto facebook. Did that this morning!

Also I was reading Discworld.
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by lingrem » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:11 am

The Saga of Naked Man

Day 1: Naked Man surprised Asks by climbing down from his bunkbed. As Thunt pointed out, Asks met Naked Man's genitalia before anything else. Naked Man then walks down the hall to the shower totally nude. Asks notices that he is very hairy.

Day 2: Naked Man is again naked on his way to the shower. He asks Asks why Asks goes clothed to and from the shower, and tells Asks that it's weird.

Day 3: Naked Man introduces himself as Philip and is from Scotland. He is still naked. Naked Man # 2 arrives, who isn't fully naked but sleeps with no underwear and was spread eagle, giving Asks a spectacular view.

Day 4: Naked Man was asleep but naked. I am pretty sure there was more to this story but I do not remember it.

Day 5: Naked Man was asleep but naked.

Day 6: Naked Man was asleep but knocked his blanket off. Asks covered him back up, tucking him in.

Day 7: Naked man was up and awake as Ask was packing up his stuff. Naked man got emotional and gave Asks a very big, naked and long hug. Naked man also told him that if Ask ever were to come back he should contact him.

And Thus Ended the Saga of Naked Man

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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by spiderwrangler » Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:01 am

Awwwwwwwwwwwww............ :lol:
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by thinkslogically » Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:31 am

Paaaaahahahahahahahah! Amazing!

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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by gamecreator » Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:45 am

I feel sorry for Asks. That's terrible :( .

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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by askstoomuch » Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:55 pm

somebody gets me xd


you are all a bunch of euhm not nice folk xd
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by Guus » Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:25 pm

Just bask in the embrace of the hairy naked Scotsman Asks ;)
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Post by Jibjib » Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:20 pm

Or the hairy clothed Englishman ;) -->
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by Zathyr » Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:51 pm

Just think of the hair as like a sweater - then they're neither hairy nor naked. :D
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by lingrem » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:17 pm

Awwww but Asks we love you so!!!

(As I am not ashamed, I will say that I had a tiny cry after I left from saying goodbye!!)

Won't be able to finish the photos until after the 19th. Might try to share stories but it's weird on my phone. It really was an amazing week!
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Re: The Goblin Invading Party!

Post by WearsHats » Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:12 pm

Our lunch place today, in honor of Naked Man.
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