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First of All let me tell you my name -
That was it, I just did, it's quite plain
To see that my Teller
Was an odd sort of fella
But if you let me, I'll try to explain!
On the day of my birth, he'd no vision,
No idea of a path I'd begin on -
They pushed for a name,
"Oh alright!" he exclaimed,
And began with a stern admonition!
"First of All," said my crotchety Teller,
"Than to pester me, you should know better!
I haven't a clue,
So bugger off, shoo!
Obey me, because I'm your Elder!"
Well my parents knew not what to call
This girl bundled up in a shawl,
There's already "Alright"
And a "Shoo!", a "Good Night" -
So they had to use "First of All!"
That was it, I just did, it's quite plain
To see that my Teller
Was an odd sort of fella
But if you let me, I'll try to explain!
On the day of my birth, he'd no vision,
No idea of a path I'd begin on -
They pushed for a name,
"Oh alright!" he exclaimed,
And began with a stern admonition!
"First of All," said my crotchety Teller,
"Than to pester me, you should know better!
I haven't a clue,
So bugger off, shoo!
Obey me, because I'm your Elder!"
Well my parents knew not what to call
This girl bundled up in a shawl,
There's already "Alright"
And a "Shoo!", a "Good Night" -
So they had to use "First of All!"