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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by WearsHats » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:36 am

your wonderful smile
holds me in enraptured thrall
your jaws open wide
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by LAYF » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:41 am

Your jaws open wide
And you start to droll a flood
Running down your chin
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by Jibjib » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:16 pm

Running down your chin,
I see dating giants is,
Not a good idea
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by Zathyr » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:48 pm

Not a good idea
You're not thinking this through here
Put the knife away
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by LAYF » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:54 pm

Put the knife away.
No matter what you will say.
I will newer stay.
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by BadgeAddict » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:42 am

I will Never Stay.
I will wander forever.
I will have no home.
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by I'mBob » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:21 pm

I will have no home.
Unless I get more money
So I can buy one
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by WastesTime » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:51 am

So I can buy one
It's gonna have a garden
With poison ivy
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by Catmandont » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:30 am

With poison ivy
And a tiger pit lined with
Bacon greased panels
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by Zathyr » Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:07 pm

Bacon greased panels
No one is sure why he did
That wacky Kevin
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by SamWiser » Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:45 pm

That wacky Kevin
He only talks about how,
The sun is inside.
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by WearsHats » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:21 pm

The sun is inside
It will come out tomorrow
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by Zathyr » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:56 pm

Orphan Annie says
Quite a lot of silly things
She's, let's say, special
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by LAYF » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:47 pm

She's, let's say, special.
What she do no one else can.
It is really great!
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by WastesTime » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:04 am

It is really great!
I might reconsider this
Murder and arson
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by SamWiser » Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:33 pm

Murder and arson.
If you do these evil things
You will go to jail.
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by Zathyr » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:44 pm

You will go to jail
There you'll meet a kind stranger
He will watch your back
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by SamWiser » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:06 pm

He will watch your back
As long as you watch his too.
That's the way it works.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by LAYF » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:29 pm

That's the way it works.
By bribe, murder and money.
To please the fat man!
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by Jibjib » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:34 pm

To please the fat man,
We need ice cream, lots of it!
I approve of this.
Psychosis is such an ugly word... I prefer Internalised Reality Warping.

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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by SamWiser » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:37 pm

I approve of this.
It has the SamWiser seal.
That means it is good.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by WearsHats » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:03 am

That means it is good
Not like this fork over here
I detect evil
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by Jibjib » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:15 am

I detect evil
with my evil detector
No, that ticking's good.
Psychosis is such an ugly word... I prefer Internalised Reality Warping.

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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by gamecreator » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:26 am

No, that ticking's good.
Clock counts off eternity.
A plenty of time.
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Re: Haiku Continued

Post by Minmask » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:24 am

A plenty of time
it has been since the last that
I writ a haiku
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