Acronymphomania!

[Zathyr]

Flailing Like An X-man Should Eventually Ensure Destruction

FLAILVORINE

[DissonantAccord]

Feeling Like An Infant Living Vicariously; Or Resting Inside New Eggs

AMPHOSOHPMA

[Earthen]

Adjusting Management Protocol Has Often Started Outrageous Mutiny, Possibly Might Again.

TOOTHBRUSH

[Knucklekraken]

Turning On Old Televisions Has Been Ridiculed: Utterly Silly Habit.

NEWSATELEVEN

[Zathyr]

Never Eat Watermelon Seeds As They Eventually Lodge, Extruding Vines Encroaching Nethers.

NETHERVINE

[Tea]

Northern Emissary's Tether-ball House's Early Registration. Vote In New Entrees-er-Entrants.

ASLIPOFTHETONGUE

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oh no! I've killed it! or, maybe I've killed it.... or...or.... okay, so I was stretching things a little with my hyphenation (well, maybe more than a little...."those should actually be m-dashes are one thing, but why did I think I could slip ball in there?) Sure, I could change it (correcting spelling mistakes are one thing, but I think this is a little more drastic than that.

Acronymphomania Sleeps Long. Interruptions Probably Odious. Fears That Hiatus Endures. Only, Now Going Until Extinct....?

SORRY

[Zathyr]

(Actually, Sometimes Little Is Posted, Often For Too Horribly Elapsed Times. Other News Gets Uploaded, Eventually.)

Sadly, Others Read Raunchy Yodels.

YIBMORA

[Loony]

Your Iguana Barfed My Only Right Answer

AMYGOT

[Tea]

Arthurian Melodies Yodeled Greatly Outstrip Tourism

YAYITLIVES!

[Davecom3]

You Are Yet In The Long Interval Venerating Earth's Survival!

THELIVINGDEAD

[Loony]

Tree Huggers Eat Live Iguanas: Very Interesting News, Grant Davis Exclaims after Discovery

AKKLJSI

[Quarg]

Atomic Klondike Koala Living Journal Statistics Institute

EIEIO

[Tea]

Evening Igloos Evaporate: International Outrage

AEIOUT

[Quarg]

American European Interdepartmental Overdraft Uniform Transaction
(Or one department overdrafting another department's accounts)

USCRAM

[BadgeAddict]

Ugly Scrotum Cream: Rub And Massage

UNCLE

[Quarg]

Ugly Scrotum Cream: Rub And Massage

UNCLE

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Everyone knows UNCLE
United Network Command for Law and Enforcement

United Nations Critical Leach Exchange

THRUSH

[Zathyr]

Then He Rushes Up Saying Hello!

OHHITHERE

[Loony]

Orthnitological Hotline Helps Imam Terminate His Enigmatic Robin Enemy

WMDMMGAFK

[Tea]

Waylaid Martians Depart Moria, Meanwhile Gaffer Attacks Feral Klingons

TBGWNMHGB

[Davecom3]

The Big Gun Will Never Miss Her Giant Bots

BIBBITYBOBBITYBOO

[Zathyr]

"But I Brought Beer!" Insisted The Young Boy, Only Because Beer Is The Yellow Beverage Others Order.

ITWASNTBEER

[Tea]

Instead, The Waiter Accessorized Nellie, The Boy's Evenly Erstwhile Rhinoceros.

ANDTHATSNOTARHINO

[Patdragon]

After Naughty Desires, That Happen Around Totally Smoking Nordic Overseers ,The Average Real Hotty Isn't Naughty Overload.

TOTALLYSMOKING

[Zathyr]

The Other Toddlers And Loud Little Youths Still Made Our Kid Insist "No Go!"

ATPBDWTG

[Tea]

Another Tepid Pot Bounced Down With The Garbage

MNBFGZXST