Acronymphomania!

[Zathyr]

Did Everyone Attack That Ham?

BITSHTLAITWTC

[Earthen]

Bite Into The Sweet Hot Toasted Lettuce Available In The West Tower Cafe.

NEWORLEANS

[Davecom3]

Never Eat Walnuts On Really Loud Elephants All Night, Sonny.

FINALFANTASY

[Zathyr]

Fine, I'll Note A Last Last Farewell About Nothing, Then All Shout "Yay!"

IOPGTAP

[Earthen]

I Only Play Games That Advance Patriotism.

EARTHBOUND

[Patdragon]

Early Artistic Romans Told Historians Bountiful Obscure Unheard New Diagrams

CHINGLISH

[Davecom3]

China Hears Indians Never Get Lost In Small Houses

INTERVENTION

[Zathyr]

I'd Never Try Eating Radish Vapor, Especially Now That I'm On Neptune.

DAILYPLANET

[WastesTime]

Darn Albatross Interacted Lavishly Yet Plainly Lost As Nebuchadnezzar Eradicated Thalmor

LOLLYGAGGING

[TonguelessMonk]

Lonely Old Ladies Let You Get A Good Grab In Nasty Geriophilia

IAGDBH

[Earthen]

I Ate Garbage; Don't Be Horrified

CUMBERSOME

[Zathyr]

Cephalopod Underground Might Be Eagerly Rallying? Soon Octopodes Might Explode!

ILBYFAITPWSTIADO

[Knucklekraken]

I Live By Your Fortuitous Allowance. In Time, Perhaps We Should Talk Incendiaries And Do-Overs.

CTHULUFTAGHN

[Davecom3]

Clearly, The Huge Ugly Lovecraftian Unit Fits The Abominal Grounds Here Nowadays.

LEEROYJENKINS

[Earthen]

Lately, Everyone Except RocketScientist Overuses Yelp, Just Egoistic Nitwits Kvetching If Not Slandering.

ZIMBABWE

[Zathyr]

Zebras In My Beard Are Blending With Everything

CAMOFACE

[Knucklekraken]

Curses! A Million Ornery, Flying Apes Chattering Endlessly!

MYPRETTY

[Patdragon]

Microscopic Yellow Parasites Reproduce Every Twenty Two Years

LIMERICK

[Zathyr]

"Lines I Make Even Rhyme. It's Cake!" -Knucklekraken

HTSIIRIOTI

[Davecom3]

Hate To Say It; I'm Really Ignoring Our True Intentions.

BOARDWALK

[Knucklekraken]

Beating On A Red Drum, Wailing About Life, Kids.

SHARKNADO

[Zathyr]

So, Has Anyone Recently Knelt Near A Dancing Orangutan?

SADLYNOTI

[Patdragon]

Sunny Autumn Days Last Year, Never Organised Trip Itinerary

BIITEOTB

[Knucklekraken]

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

or

Breathless, I Invite Thee, Enter On The Bedroom

or

Buddy, It's Impressive! Two Elephants, Only Thirty Bucks!

HALBERDIER

[Earthen]

(This one is awful.)

Here A Lion Bit Each Rhino Directly In Every Rump

FLAXSEED