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Corrupted Wish Game

Post by SamWiser » Sat May 18, 2013 2:09 pm

This game is pretty simple. One person makes a wish, the next poster finds a way to corrupt the wish, then posts their own. The next person corrupts it then posts their own, and so on.

For example:
I wish it was warmer.

Corruption:
The earth is now 1000 miles away from the sun. The new distance makes the earth much warmer. Warm enough to destroy all life on earth.

I wish I had a dragon.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 2:21 pm

You get a dragon but it's extremely aggressive towards you at all times and can't be escaped from

I wish i was able to turn invisible
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by SamWiser » Sat May 18, 2013 2:27 pm

You become invisible. You also become extremely clumsy and can't go anywhere with out falling, knocking things over, and making a whole lot of noise. Good thing they can't see you.

I wish I had a clone to go to school and do all of my homework.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 2:32 pm

You get the clone and he does the work but always gets bad grades.

I wish for world peace
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by kida » Sat May 18, 2013 2:44 pm

Everyone dies - the world rest in peace.

I wish to go to the moon

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 2:54 pm

you go to the moon without a spacesuit, spaceship or oxygen supply

I wish for the power of flight
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by kurik » Sat May 18, 2013 3:09 pm

You can fly, but can't land.

I wish I was immortal.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by mnementh » Sat May 18, 2013 3:21 pm

You find yourself immortal, but without the gift of eternal youth. Life sucks as a wisp of sentient dust.


I wish my son would stop arguing with me all the time.


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 3:22 pm

your son stops arguing with you because he's had a sex change and is now your daughter who argues with you

i wish i had a refreshing beverage
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by kurik » Sat May 18, 2013 3:44 pm

You just blew a wish for a can of coke.

I wish I had a magic sword.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by Zathyr » Sat May 18, 2013 3:49 pm

You have a magic singing and dancing sword, obsessed with Justin Beiber.

I wish I had a watermelon.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 3:50 pm

You have a watermelon but it's rotten

I wish that i was famous
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by SamWiser » Sat May 18, 2013 4:15 pm

Boom! You are the most famous person in the world. Now you have paparazzi stalking you all the time, people are sneaking in to your house to get your autograph and picture, you have no privacy, and you were fired from your job. The really funny part is that you aren't making any money from your fame, so despite being the most famous person on earth, you are poorer than a fat kid after a trip to the candy shop.

I wish I had met Klik.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by kurik » Sat May 18, 2013 4:39 pm

You met him. He saved you're life by replacing a limb you lost, which eventually gains a mind of it's own and ruins you're life.

I wish I had a giant cookie.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 4:58 pm

The cookie is giant, roughly the size of a jumbo-jet, and your wish materializes it right above you. You are crushed under the chocolate chippy goodness.

I wish that I could draw well
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by Zathyr » Sat May 18, 2013 5:00 pm

edit: hey, why didn't I get the new post warning? Weird.

You can draw exceptionally well, but suddenly can't think of anything to draw.
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I wish I could conjure up the answer to any question.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 5:02 pm

you can conjure the answer to any question but someone always ninja's you before you can speak and gets all the credit :P

I still wish I could draw well
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by kurik » Sat May 18, 2013 5:24 pm

You are an incredible artist, the best in the world. You are never satisfied with your work.

I wish I was the Hulk.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by SamWiser » Sat May 18, 2013 5:33 pm

You are the Hulk, but through some freak accident, you have the muscles of Bruce Banner and the intelligence of the Hulk. You get the green skin though.

I wish I could see the future.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 5:46 pm

You see the future but, as stated according to the laws of Quantum Mechanics, the only thing that exists in the future are photos of your mother naked.

I wish I could ride in a hot air balloon
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by SamWiser » Sat May 18, 2013 7:15 pm

You get the chance to ride in the Team Rocket hot air balloon, and get blasted off.

I wish I had a pokemon.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 7:20 pm

You get a pokemon but it doesn't listen to you because you don't have enough badges

I wish that more people played this game
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by SamWiser » Sat May 18, 2013 7:23 pm

A lot more people now play this game. So many in fact, that when you post, 20 new posts come in before you can finish.

I wish I had more badges.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.

ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by BeanDip » Sat May 18, 2013 7:27 pm

You get more badges but they are the police badges of the Officer Jennys who are now hunting you to get their badges back.

I wish that I could think up something funny to wish for
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game

Post by kurik » Sat May 18, 2013 7:36 pm

Everyone who reads your wish dies of laughter and the game ends.

I wish I had an Omnitrix.

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