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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Sat May 07, 2016 6:01 pm

Is more comfortable with partying soft.
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Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Patdragon » Sat May 07, 2016 11:22 pm

Likes pillow fights
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Sat May 07, 2016 11:43 pm

Took part in the pillow wars of pillownia.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
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My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Quarg » Tue May 10, 2016 11:49 am

Regularly is thrown out of Sororities for starting erotic pillow fights...
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Tue May 10, 2016 5:19 pm

Has a strange fascination for pillows in lingerie.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Patdragon » Thu May 12, 2016 8:28 am

Has thought of a new leading sleepwear
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Thu May 12, 2016 7:29 pm

Believes all clothes cease to exist while unobserved.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Quarg » Sun May 15, 2016 6:32 am

Tried to make nudism mandatory at the department of motor vehicles...
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Sun May 15, 2016 7:10 pm

Was the initial cause for clothing on dogs.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby LAYF » Sun May 15, 2016 10:14 pm

Found his favorite dog suit now comes with a free cat-scan
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Sun May 15, 2016 10:28 pm

Has many a human suit. Many, many human suits. Some made of 100% natural human.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Quarg » Sun May 22, 2016 12:45 pm

Buys and sells lawsuits at the Maritime Court...
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Sun May 22, 2016 6:22 pm

Runs a clothing store, for which the slogan is "Lawyer suits for your lawsuits." They're actually just the tuxedo morphsuits.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Quarg » Mon May 23, 2016 7:27 am

Cloths stores to prevent civic nudity...
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Mon May 23, 2016 6:59 pm

Is mildly displeased by the concept of moving buildings.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Quarg » Fri May 27, 2016 6:15 pm

Kept on moving lighthouses around to cause shipwrecks...
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Fri May 27, 2016 6:39 pm

Had a "brilliant" idea to put a lighthouse on a ship.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Patdragon » Fri May 27, 2016 11:32 pm

is a beacon for disaster.
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Sat May 28, 2016 12:31 am

Turned his Baconator in a Disaster Blaster.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby friedkitty » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:52 am

Burnt his bacon cooking it on the coffee pot.
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:16 am

Managed to set the fire on fire. Turns out fighting fire with fire is surprisingly effective.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
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My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby friedkitty » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:46 pm

Got fired for being surprisingly ineffective at everything.
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:34 pm

Was too effective, and was fired on fabricated problems before he could replace his boss.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby SamWiser » Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:53 pm

Tried to be like friedkitty, but didn't have the work effort.
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Re: Odd Statements

Postby Dlover » Tue Aug 30, 2016 2:31 am

Tried to fry kitty, but couldn't catch any.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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