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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:14 am

(Isn't actually a dragon :paranoia: )

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by mnementh » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:18 am

*FWOOOOOOOM!*


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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:20 am

Likes short shorts.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by M0rtimer » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:26 am

Dances the acapella.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:46 am

Refuses to believe that the egg came before the chicken.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:47 am

Raised Rockadoodle.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by I'mBob » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:47 am

Killed all the chickens that came before eggs.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:47 am

Is ninja'd.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by I'mBob » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:49 am

Is going to die a horrible death.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:53 am

Built a city in which criminals are allowed to choose their own method of death. They are then provided the opposite of said death.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:54 am

Has barely any posts.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by I'mBob » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:55 am

Posts way too much.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by M0rtimer » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:55 am

Is trying to raise his own with silly games. :P

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:55 am

Was also ninja'd.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by M0rtimer » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:56 am

Is the ninja

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by I'mBob » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:56 am

Doesn't understand that ninjas are too busy to fight pirates.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:57 am

:pirate:

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by I'mBob » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:59 am

Is the evil twin of the ninja king.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:07 am

Is racist against ninjas.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by I'mBob » Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:11 am

Is jumping to conclusions that are based on minimal knowledge. Like every other ninja.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:13 am

(Isn't really a dragon. No, for real this time! :paranoia: )

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:47 am

Put the coconut in the banana
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dusk9 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:49 am

Is allergic to vegans.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Orga the Strange » Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:57 am

Once made a toaster that could cook bacon, fry eggs, boil milk, and fight zombies. But could not make toast.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Wolfie » Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:58 am

Used to love pork until Mom served a "Hammy" sandwich after Hammy ran away
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