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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:47 am

Is the proud owner of the "the dungeon demon" establishment, and no, you do not wish to know what is going on in there!!
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:57 am

Is the recreation officer for Dlover's wife...so he knows all to well what happens in there...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:26 pm

Has helped put down one too many Cookie Monsters. Not the blue fluffy guy, either. Demonic baking has nasty consequences.
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Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Thu Apr 21, 2016 7:31 am

All the monsters from sesame street are actually refugees and or monsters that have suffered banishment from the Pixar universe. Cookie monster is Sully cousin.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:33 pm

Plays the game in the wrong manner...just like cookie monster...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:03 am

Should learn to be a little more lenient. Or at least to explain more.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
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My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:17 am

Is absolutely positively and ingloriously correct as I had misread the rules for this one.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:26 am

Is relatively negatively gloriously false. Not wrong, just false.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
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My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:19 am

Is called the Faux by many of his doggy friends...which he thinks is a honor but really just calling him a liar...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Fri Apr 22, 2016 12:17 pm

Was called a fox once... That was just before the trumpets started playing and the hunt began!
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:40 pm

Thought they were hunting for the trumpet.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:47 am

Has once had a trumpet removed from a place best not mentioned.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:06 am

Accidentally swallowed a flute. Several times. In the same day. Same flute, too.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:17 am

Is jealous because they can#t play a flute.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Apr 24, 2016 3:35 pm

Is just jelly, because a genetic experiment accidentally turned him into a slime.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Sun Apr 24, 2016 3:40 pm

Can, in fact hear when a slime uses a dog flute!
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:11 pm

Went to space, and was mildly disappointed when he could hear people scream.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:41 pm

Causes people to scream nightly
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:55 pm

Is actually a figment of our imagination.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:58 pm

Is only slightly less terrifying than the terrifying beast of Terrulon Tres.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:40 am

Knows that no one on the internet knows if he's been transformed back from being a dog...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:53 am

Is the Internet equal to a dog chasing it's own tail - strapped to a running train...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:40 am

Knows "It just chases it tail" is a poor slogan for his canine powered railroad engine...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:17 pm

Is like a dog chasing cars. Except the dog is very fast and very strong, so those cars had better get out of there quick.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:12 pm

Is quick, so quick they call him mister lightning... Others call him Thor son of Odin.... But then there are those who call him... Tim!
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