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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Fri Apr 08, 2016 6:53 pm

Doesn't realize he has a few too many hundred years on him to be shouting Abracadabra! at a trans-dimensional shift coil guidance assembly and hitting it with a bit of wood containing a painted turkey feather in one end that he got from a half baked Anazai working in the backroom of a Kress five and dime in Phoenix; he should just program the twelve dimensional coordinates and hit the blue button...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Apr 08, 2016 6:57 pm

Has been making similar claims from before sticks existed.
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Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:32 pm

Was the one who said trees were a dumb idea...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:52 pm

Knows that they're just places for squirrels to hide.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:52 pm

Has a theory that all wars since the Thirty Year's War has been instigated by an unholy Triad of Cats, Squirrels, and Postmen...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:54 pm

Was the one who got the postmen involved.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:48 am

Knows that it was Grandpa Quarg who was the Postman...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Apr 11, 2016 3:55 pm

Was actually the milkman.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Mon Apr 11, 2016 5:18 pm

Owned a dairy but kept on turning the cows into burgers...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:35 pm

Owned a diary factory, but nobody wanted to buy diaries with full pages.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:31 pm

Still hasn't grasped the concept of a novel...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Apr 15, 2016 4:23 pm

Has had some novel ideas.
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Hunters of Letrua; Character list
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My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by SamWiser » Fri Apr 15, 2016 7:56 pm

Had a novel idea once, but could only get a few bucks for it.
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:13 pm

Consistently confuses 'noble' and 'Nobel'.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by friedkitty » Sat Apr 16, 2016 5:51 am

Wins a prize for illiteracy.

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Sat Apr 16, 2016 9:18 am

Literally litters beside the litterbox
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sat Apr 16, 2016 4:23 pm

Is a lecturer on literary litter.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Sun Apr 17, 2016 4:48 am

Lecturer lectures lettuce.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Sun Apr 17, 2016 6:43 pm

Preaches to a congregation of vegetables every week, when the Farmer's Market sets up.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by LAYF » Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:52 am

Got in trouble for trying to sell farmers at the market!
Should have known it was fish market Friday..
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:05 am

Fish market fry day, the day we'll deep fry everything. Give us your mars bar, your banana, your pet cat or even your mother in-law, anything can fit in our humongous fryer.
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:40 am

Is credited with being the first to deep fry a Twinkie...along with the child who was carrying it...
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Dlover » Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:43 pm

Tried to make a Shallow Fryer, but he couldn't fit most of his food into it properly.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.

My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)

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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Quarg » Tue Apr 19, 2016 6:03 am

Discovered that Brimstone Frying leaves a bad sulfur aftertaste....
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Re: Odd Statements

Post by Patdragon » Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:47 am

I must stop eating demons they have such a bad sulfur aftertaste, plus I always need to use my dental floss afterwards.
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